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Today, a customer handed me the ankle-length hosiery she had just used to try on some shoes, and as I sat there feeling the warm dampness of them in the palm of my hand, she said, "You should throw those away, I have a toe fungus." FML
you could try making some better puns, but it may be FOOT-ile.
ah, SOCK it to me, you might be a SHOE-in. if you really NAIL it maybe one day you'll make it big time and be the SOLE foot-related punner.
That's TOE-tally uncalled for