Grossssssss

By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, a customer handed me the ankle-length hosiery she had just used to try on some shoes, and as I sat there feeling the warm dampness of them in the palm of my hand, she said, "You should throw those away, I have a toe fungus." FML
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kaytyS2 4

OP, the way you worded it made it seem you were willingly touching the sock.

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yoursucklives 36

i would've washed my hand with boiling water if that'd happend to me. fyl..

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Brandi_Faith 33

At least she told you! Can you imagine if she didn't and other people were trying them on later! :O---() (that's my face barfing and making a puddle of barf on the ground) no?...well I tried

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smirnoff1695 0

Ewwy I was just reading this in a room full of people and I made a really disgusted face and made a gagging noise and everyone looked at me really weird. Haha

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shannonreneee 11

That's so rude of the customer to know they have a toe fungus, not treat it and continue to place their toe in places where people could contract it. Get some fungicide on those hands, OP!

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punkin_26 16

No. I could totally picture that 28. Gonna use it in the future if you dont mind.

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hailphire130 0

She sounds like a fungi. I mean girl. I mean... Shit.

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_Vamp_ 9

I can't believe she TOE-d you that! I hope she gave you a TOE-ken of her appreciation. .......Damn, my puns are shitty lol

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osiris39p 3

gingers have no souls!!!!

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Grimmerie 31

you could try making some better puns, but it may be FOOT-ile. ah, SOCK it to me, you might be a SHOE-in. if you really NAIL it maybe one day you'll make it big time and be the SOLE foot-related punner.

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CadillacPimpen 6

Wash your hands and move on waste of a post

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orangeduck 6

Your comment is a waste of space. Yeah, I went that far.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

His life is a waste of oxygen... Yeah, I went even further.

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icefshng8 9

His life is a waste of time and space. Yeah, I went the furthest

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Justforlolz 14

Your comment wasn't very nice... Yea, I'm not sure if I even left the starting line.

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yeezheng 6

U should sanitized your hand right away.

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sydneylol 7

She should probably go bathe in it.

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jeinnor 0

Cut your hand off and give it to her by raming it down her throat

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dannyboy66 7

Um thats just wonderful now isn't it lol

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Ctwebsyter 0

The **** she say!? Wash your hands dude...

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MadManWithABox 14

WTF ma'am!? Why didn't she dispose of her own infected garment herself? Stupid, lazy, and inconsiderate she was. Wash, sanitize, disinfect your hand OP; hope nothing happens to you.

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MadManWithABox 14

('Addendum':) Can you..."take action" against her? I hope you can. Just reading your FML actually made me feel queasy; I hate stuff like that happening.

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