By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, a customer handed me the ankle-length hosiery she had just used to try on some shoes, and as I sat there feeling the warm dampness of them in the palm of my hand, she said, "You should throw those away, I have a toe fungus." FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 064
You deserved it 2 934

Same thing different taste


OP, the way you worded it made it seem you were willingly touching the sock.

yoursucklives 36

i would've washed my hand with boiling water if that'd happend to me. fyl..

At least she told you! Can you imagine if she didn't and other people were trying them on later! :O---() (that's my face barfing and making a puddle of barf on the ground) no?...well I tried

Ewwy I was just reading this in a room full of people and I made a really disgusted face and made a gagging noise and everyone looked at me really weird. Haha

That's so rude of the customer to know they have a toe fungus, not treat it and continue to place their toe in places where people could contract it. Get some fungicide on those hands, OP!

punkin_26 16

No. I could totally picture that 28. Gonna use it in the future if you dont mind.

She sounds like a fungi. I mean girl. I mean... Shit.

_Vamp_ 9

I can't believe she TOE-d you that! I hope she gave you a TOE-ken of her appreciation. .......Damn, my puns are shitty lol

osiris39p 3

you could try making some better puns, but it may be FOOT-ile. ah, SOCK it to me, you might be a SHOE-in. if you really NAIL it maybe one day you'll make it big time and be the SOLE foot-related punner.

CadillacPimpen 6

Wash your hands and move on waste of a post

orangeduck 6

Your comment is a waste of space. Yeah, I went that far.

His life is a waste of oxygen... Yeah, I went even further.

icefshng8 9

His life is a waste of time and space. Yeah, I went the furthest

Your comment wasn't very nice... Yea, I'm not sure if I even left the starting line.

U should sanitized your hand right away.

sydneylol 7

She should probably go bathe in it.

Cut your hand off and give it to her by raming it down her throat

Um thats just wonderful now isn't it lol

Ctwebsyter 0

The **** she say!? Wash your hands dude...

WTF ma'am!? Why didn't she dispose of her own infected garment herself? Stupid, lazy, and inconsiderate she was. Wash, sanitize, disinfect your hand OP; hope nothing happens to you.

('Addendum':) Can you..."take action" against her? I hope you can. Just reading your FML actually made me feel queasy; I hate stuff like that happening.