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That happened to me refueling my zippo and my whole arm lit on fire :c Atleast it doesn't hurt if you put it out fast enough :D

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I agree. Op should scoop out his eyes,stab his face with a fork,then,nevermind,I've said too much. This is only part 1/5. If you would like to know more about these parts or need help getting revenge, I will be more than happy to help you. ;)

That's great! Now you have an already powered-up leg to kick his nuts to beijing! FALCON-KICK! ! Passion fruits are tasty.

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If we're talking about the monks I think we are, they didn't want a painful death, it was a way of protesting. Albeit a very strange protest...

This calls for the Friendship Prayer: "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch....Amen". Happy Birthday OP, and FYL.

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Today, I didn't know what to do for my birthday so I just wrote a comment on FML wishing myself a happy birthday. FML

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