By Anonymous - 01/12/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, I turned 21. It's also the day I learned how it feels to have my foot and leg set on fire by a drunken idiot who thought it was a great idea to splash lighter fluid into an open-pit bonfire. FML
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zingline89 18

Atleast when you wake up after your 21st you'll have a burning sensation on your leg and not somewhere else...

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danishbagel 3

I still consider that a reasonable response.

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bmwguy01 8

next time OP can be the drunk one and piss on that guys car!

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abbyhoneywaffles 11

Pissing on the car of the person who lit you on fire seems like very minimal revenge to me.

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ImFrackinBored 13

That happened to me refueling my zippo and my whole arm lit on fire :c Atleast it doesn't hurt if you put it out fast enough :D

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MilkyFilmz 26

I agree. Op should scoop out his eyes,stab his face with a fork,then,nevermind,I've said too much. This is only part 1/5. If you would like to know more about these parts or need help getting revenge, I will be more than happy to help you. ;)

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zingline89 18

Atleast when you wake up after your 21st you'll have a burning sensation on your leg and not somewhere else...

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IndiRae 9

21st birthday party+open pit full of angry flames= one big muthafuckin no no.

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Llamassss 21

It is ALWAYS a good idea to splash lighter fluid on a fire.

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Fruit_Dealer 9

I hope your bladder was full of butane the day you took that picture.

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Fruit_Dealer 9

That's great! Now you have an already powered-up leg to kick his nuts to beijing! FALCON-KICK! ! Passion fruits are tasty.

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Badab1ng 5

No one cares about your passion fruits man. Snozzberries are all the rage these days.

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GreenAppleDP 0

I eat pears on Sundays. Js

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natashax21 5

32- Why not green apples?..,..

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Fruit_Dealer 9

54- 32's comment was refererring to a comment I left on the previous FML, which was removed for some reason.

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Badab1ng 5

You don't have the willpower of the monks who burn themselves, that is very clear.

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jackassiddy 8

Not so much a lack of willpower.. More so a lack of want for a painful death..

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TheWindowLicker 13

If we're talking about the monks I think we are, they didn't want a painful death, it was a way of protesting. Albeit a very strange protest...

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The_Troller 14

Protesting against what? Rational though? Sanity? Common sense?

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Savra_fml 17

This calls for the Friendship Prayer: "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch....Amen". Happy Birthday OP, and FYL.

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StopDropNRoll 11

What if the said 1000 camels are flee free?

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You_Need_Soap 6

"and it burns, burns, buuuurns, the ring of fire..."

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you_freak 7

There's always that one drunken idiot...

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Babyseal420 7

This is in no way related to the FML, but why does it always add +2 every time I thumbs up something?

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Today, I didn't know what to do for my birthday so I just wrote a comment on FML wishing myself a happy birthday. FML

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