You totally should've pushed him in!! …jk

I still consider that a reasonable response.

next time OP can be the drunk one and piss on that guys car!

Pissing on the car of the person who lit you on fire seems like very minimal revenge to me.

That happened to me refueling my zippo and my whole arm lit on fire :c Atleast it doesn't hurt if you put it out fast enough :D

I agree. Op should scoop out his eyes,stab his face with a fork,then,nevermind,I've said too much. This is only part 1/5. If you would like to know more about these parts or need help getting revenge, I will be more than happy to help you. ;)

Atleast when you wake up after your 21st you'll have a burning sensation on your leg and not somewhere else...

*at least

Nice

21st birthday party+open pit full of angry flames= one big muthafuckin no no.

It is ALWAYS a good idea to splash lighter fluid on a fire.

I hope your bladder was full of butane the day you took that picture.

That's great! Now you have an already powered-up leg to kick his nuts to beijing! FALCON-KICK! ! Passion fruits are tasty.

No one cares about your passion fruits man. Snozzberries are all the rage these days.

I eat pears on Sundays. Js

32- Why not green apples?..,..

54- 32's comment was refererring to a comment I left on the previous FML, which was removed for some reason.

You don't have the willpower of the monks who burn themselves, that is very clear.

Not so much a lack of willpower.. More so a lack of want for a painful death..

If we're talking about the monks I think we are, they didn't want a painful death, it was a way of protesting. Albeit a very strange protest...

Protesting against what? Rational though? Sanity? Common sense?

This calls for the Friendship Prayer: "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch....Amen". Happy Birthday OP, and FYL.

What if the said 1000 camels are flee free?

"and it burns, burns, buuuurns, the ring of fire..."

There's always that one drunken idiot...

This is in no way related to the FML, but why does it always add +2 every time I thumbs up something?

Hey it's my birthday too! :) HBD

Today, I didn't know what to do for my birthday so I just wrote a comment on FML wishing myself a happy birthday. FML

HBD ..