Health: Today, I turned 21. It's also the day I learned how it feels...

By Anonymous - 01/12/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, I turned 21. It's also the day I learned how it feels to have my foot and leg set on fire by a drunken idiot who thought it was a great idea to splash lighter fluid into an open-pit bonfire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 629

You deserved it 2 713

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PinkElephants713 6

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Thursday 1 December 2011 15:59

You totally should've pushed him in!! …jk

zingline89 18

Thursday 1 December 2011 16:04

Atleast when you wake up after your 21st you'll have a burning sensation on your leg and not somewhere else...

PinkElephants713 6

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Thursday 1 December 2011 15:59

You totally should've pushed him in!! …jk

danishbagel 3

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Thursday 1 December 2011 18:14

I still consider that a reasonable response.

bmwguy01 8

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Thursday 1 December 2011 20:32

next time OP can be the drunk one and piss on that guys car!

abbyhoneywaffles 11

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Thursday 1 December 2011 21:53

Pissing on the car of the person who lit you on fire seems like very minimal revenge to me.

ImFrackinBored 13

Thursday 1 December 2011 23:02

That happened to me refueling my zippo and my whole arm lit on fire :c Atleast it doesn't hurt if you put it out fast enough :D

MilkyFilmz 26

Wednesday 26 June 2013 22:37

I agree. Op should scoop out his eyes,stab his face with a fork,then,nevermind,I've said too much. This is only part 1/5. If you would like to know more about these parts or need help getting revenge, I will be more than happy to help you. ;)

zingline89 18

Thursday 1 December 2011 16:04

Atleast when you wake up after your 21st you'll have a burning sensation on your leg and not somewhere else...

zingline89 18

Thursday 1 December 2011 16:52

*at least

_Bildo_ 2

Thursday 1 December 2011 18:31

Nice

IndiRae 9

Friday 2 December 2011 2:09

21st birthday party+open pit full of angry flames= one big muthafuckin no no.

Llamassss 21

Thursday 1 December 2011 16:05

It is ALWAYS a good idea to splash lighter fluid on a fire.

Fruit_Dealer 9

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Thursday 1 December 2011 16:08

I hope your bladder was full of butane the day you took that picture.

Fruit_Dealer 9

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Thursday 1 December 2011 16:06

That's great! Now you have an already powered-up leg to kick his nuts to beijing! FALCON-KICK! ! Passion fruits are tasty.

Badab1ng 5

Thursday 1 December 2011 16:09

No one cares about your passion fruits man. Snozzberries are all the rage these days.

GreenAppleDP 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 18:57

I eat pears on Sundays. Js

natashax21 5

Friday 2 December 2011 6:41

32- Why not green apples?..,..

Fruit_Dealer 9

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Friday 2 December 2011 14:29

54- 32's comment was refererring to a comment I left on the previous FML, which was removed for some reason.

Badab1ng 5

Thursday 1 December 2011 16:07

You don't have the willpower of the monks who burn themselves, that is very clear.

jackassiddy 8

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Thursday 1 December 2011 17:54

Not so much a lack of willpower.. More so a lack of want for a painful death..

TheWindowLicker 13

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Thursday 1 December 2011 18:49

If we're talking about the monks I think we are, they didn't want a painful death, it was a way of protesting. Albeit a very strange protest...

The_Troller 14

Thursday 1 December 2011 21:44

Protesting against what? Rational though? Sanity? Common sense?

Savra_fml 17

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Thursday 1 December 2011 16:08

This calls for the Friendship Prayer: "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch....Amen". Happy Birthday OP, and FYL.