Today, it was the girl of my dreams' birthday. She already knows I am totally in love with her. So for her birthday I decided to buy her a $60 dollar bottle of rum for her and her friends to have fun with. She picked it up from my house with her new boyfriend waiting in the car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, a week after my 10-year anniversary, I realized I've somehow been roped into hosting my husband's crush's birthday party with all their friends. My gift to myself was a $60 bottle of whiskey that won't arrive in time to help me with my debilitating social anxiety. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Crash the party and get that shit baaaack, brosky. The rum, I mean, not the girl.
samanthadude 0
If she isn't interested there isn't much you can do. The faster you move on, the faster you'll find a girl who loves you just as much as you love her. :]
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Comments (140)
mimikinns 0
ngawww
rockstatic 0
OP: do not ever do anything for this girl again. I know it is painful; I've been there. It is true that she doesn't care about you, as other posters have said. But here's the thing: you shouldn't have a crush on her! She's not even nice to you. And I don't care if she talks to you at school, that kind of thing -- she treats you like a lapdog and she doesn't respect you. Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't respect you? What you need to do is join groups and organizations that'll 1) give you something else to do than pine after her; and 2) introduce you to some nice chicks who will actually appreciate you.
rainingdarkness 0
Like many others have said, if she already knows you've got a thing for her but she's not with you yet, it means she's not interested. The fact that she brought her boyfriend with her should show that, if nothing else. Pick up your balls from under her foot and move on.
MercuryHatred 0
Sad thing is after they picked it up they are probably drinking it under a romantic candle dinner than going into the bedroom for some fun.
ninjateee 2
you could also try not being a pushover for a chick who is obviously just using you cause she knows she can. fyl dude.
BigBossdanny 0
omg why should you buy such a expensive present for not even a girl thats your friend ???
donnie111 12
I know how you feel..
stinkFist232 3
Bitches ain't shit. 'nuff said.
sojo_fml 1
YDI
OL_What_FER 1
You sir are pathetic