Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I asked a traffic cop if it was okay to park my car briefly in a 'Monday to Friday only' parking spot, since it's Saturday. She politely replied I could. I came back less than ten minutes later, only to find a parking ticket stuck to my windshield. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML
Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
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Doortje 30
"Today, I broke the law and now I have to pay for it. FML" Nope, no sympathy here.
adidjo 0
So a cop is misusing his authority. Welcome to America
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Comments (67)
perdix 31
Looks like you are complaining about not getting to say yes to the cop's invitation. It's not worth it to cheat on your husband just to avoid the fine, but when it comes to keeping your insurance rates low, you really ought to ***** it up good!
danielhartlesss 13
you could easily take that to court and claim harassment for him asking you out. Chances are the policeman will go on suspension and your charge will be dropped.
insanegoldfish 4
That's what I would have done...that's so messed up that the cop did that.
sulitak 27
and the badge number is on the ticket. simple to complain. Just don't make it about the ticket, make it just the appalling nature of the cop. YDI for the ticket.
RyNo24 4
ydi for getting married... ha
GreenGecko555 0
Your kidding right?
miss_cougar 0
To all those who say the cops just did his job, do you think he was also right to ask her out ? Which means she would not have a ticket then ! And op never said she was about to cheat on her husband, she said she was shocked he asked her out !
mattitucklove01 0
what a stupid jerk that cop was, no self-respect , trust me your better off with the ticket ! at you can pay for your ticket , god only knows what that cop really wanted! and how he would he made it even !
TheWhiteDemon 0
actually i think its more that the cop just wanted to get a date and if OP were not married then the cop would not have ticketed them. thus, the fml is about how corrupted the police are
Stevefett 0
Get a divorce.
wtfsnickers 1
should have offered a bj
eatingpizza99 0
Come on OP, you know you would've said yes to avoid that ticket.
DivineGarden 0
Thats what you call a professional asshole