Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I asked a traffic cop if it was okay to park my car briefly in a 'Monday to Friday only' parking spot, since it's Saturday. She politely replied I could. I came back less than ten minutes later, only to find a parking ticket stuck to my windshield. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML
Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
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Doortje 30
"Today, I broke the law and now I have to pay for it. FML" Nope, no sympathy here.
adidjo 0
So a cop is misusing his authority. Welcome to America
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Comments (67)
rrawrrrachel 0
haha. that's messed up you should have tried to cover it up!
AmazingLadar 3
oh just be flattered tht he considered going out with and stop complaining about having to pay for breaking the law
eighthchord 0
Aren't you high and mighty. "breaking the law". You probably litter, too.
Billsonhamsen 17
Some of us make serious efforts to live our life in a way that doesn't force us to break the law everyday. And no I don't litter. Sometimes I do speed but when I do I realize that there's a consequence that I might have to pay. I don't speed all that often.
bobjoefredsky 0
for once thats actually a GOOD FML. I got this app since it came out and I've watched as it turned from an entertaining app to an abused app that's used for stupid fakes in order to get more publicity or usin this an excuse to show off by including things like "my boyfriend" or "I had sex with..." in a pointless FML. but you didn't so I'm gonna rate your FML positive, my friend. :)
BosatKhanjar101 0
jerk what were you going to do Chet on ur spouse? waaaw no ur life doesn't suck actually and u obviously don't know the value of marriage vows
Lord_of_0 4
What a dick. There's this magical thing called the "Rule of Law"- the law applies equally to everyone. I think it's pretty obvious that the cop broke that. So the guy who gave her a ticket was just about to not give her one because he thought he might get some kind of sexual advance...making his actions at least as legally and ethically bad as the OP's speeding.
eighthchord 0
Because speeding is "unethical". The cop in this situation did more wrong than her (unless she was going at least 10 over...the limit is there for you to drive within reason...every cop knows that too unless they have a stick up their a**)
Beth_Marie_Chaos 0
cause they haven't been asked out by a cop?
kalbrek009 20
fight the ticket in court, say the officer pulled you over to misuse his authority to ask you out, but gave you a bunk speeding ticket when he saw your wedding ring,then slap him with sexual harassment charges....problem solved. just don't speed anymore, you nitwit!
miss_cougar 0
she said she was "shocked" ! I think we can imagine she wouldn't have said yes...
ex_stripper_jk 20
yeah, I disagree... she was probably "shocked" because, I mean, shouldn't a cop have enough dignity and professionalism to not use his status to hook up with the women he pulls over? I'm 100% sure that's not the first time he tried that angle... "I need your license, registration, proof of insurance, and your digits..." What a freaking loser.
TheOptimist 0
To me she is not complaining about getting a ticket, but the fact that a cop asked her out without meeting her before, and was considering letting her go if she dated him. She is saying FML because society has driven this man to this.
Susuluvu 0
The ****?