Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I asked a traffic cop if it was okay to park my car briefly in a 'Monday to Friday only' parking spot, since it's Saturday. She politely replied I could. I came back less than ten minutes later, only to find a parking ticket stuck to my windshield. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML
Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
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Doortje 30
"Today, I broke the law and now I have to pay for it. FML" Nope, no sympathy here.
adidjo 0
So a cop is misusing his authority. Welcome to America
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Comments (67)
Jonkbaby 23
what's odd is the officer, on duty, asked the offender out, and based his judgement on personal/sexual gain
deaper 16
Report his ass for trying to misuse his authority as a cop to try to get a date! I don't usually say that cops are pigs… BUT this guy was OBVIOUSLY a pig if he's using his position of authority to try to score dates! (……… Not that I wouldn't do the EXACT SAME thing.... But… eh!)
iamtwiggyme 0
who says that the cop wouldn't have given her the ticket if she said yes to a date?
sipher16 0
that's a general statement and not even remotely close to the truth. almost everything you reed in the papers/news is there so that people will read/watch the news and they can make money. granted this cop is abusing his power and should have charges brought up on him.
InVenereVeritas 0
Wow. I'm not sure why's morally worse, the fact that he was using his power as a police officer to pull you over and ask you out or that is you wouldn't have been married he wouldn't have given you a ticket. Ah good ol' police.
Trollmans 0
Well, I guess someone... ...was speed-dating... YEEEAAAHHH!!!
Monthar 3
YDI for speeding and because you were probably flirting with the guy to try to get out of the ticket.
pooda082109 0
lmaoo ,
vanillatwilight6 0
pretty sure she was complaining about how the cop asked her out but notoced the wedding ring on her hand and said nevermind and if u had no sympathy why is there more votes in i agree you life aucks instead of you tottally deserved it
dasfro 2
well i think he was going to give u a ticket if u were single lol. just wanted to make sure he got a date first.