Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I asked a traffic cop if it was okay to park my car briefly in a 'Monday to Friday only' parking spot, since it's Saturday. She politely replied I could. I came back less than ten minutes later, only to find a parking ticket stuck to my windshield. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML
Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
"Today, I broke the law and now I have to pay for it. FML" Nope, no sympathy here.
adidjo 0
So a cop is misusing his authority. Welcome to America
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Comments (67)
Hummbinger 5
You were speeding, got a ticket and want to complain? Follow the limit next time. Oh, and 'wedding' is spelled 'weddind' in the FML :)
FunnyWeasel 7
Could someone explain why the majority of the voters voted that her life sucks? she deserved it...
davidjr_saldana 0
agreed follow the rules when you are behind the wheel. be mindful of the rest of us op :)
emjay09 0
she's probably complaining because if she'd gone out with the cop he might not have gotten the ticket. besides, can you guys honestly say you've never gone over the speed limit?
emjay09 0
she might not**
xchica365x 0
they spelled wedding right?
THEsuperMANLYman 10
i think op deserved it but the cop was a total asshole. What if she actually wasn't married he would not give her a ticket for his own personal gain.
antra327 0
maybe you should obey the law and you won't have to deal with those things
cowsgomooatyou 8
Well you were speeding so take the punishment. Your just lucky you didn't end up in hospital.
BoredomKillsinc 0
so he has the nerve to use his status to ask you out but not to do it to a married woman?
Doortje 30
"Today, I broke the law and now I have to pay for it. FML" Nope, no sympathy here.
macskapingvin 0
Good to know the instruments of law enforcement have morals. Well done policeman for catching a criminal, then catching yourself.
maybaybe 0
Well, you can't complain, you broke the law after all.
RufusCade 7
What do you complain about? That he didn't ask you out?
heavenleigh85 5
you should've hid your hand, sure u deserved the ticket but every woman knows when you get pulled over ur supposed to use your looks to your advantage,play cute show some cleavage and hope you don't get a ticket. lol
adidjo 0
So a cop is misusing his authority. Welcome to America