Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I asked a traffic cop if it was okay to park my car briefly in a 'Monday to Friday only' parking spot, since it's Saturday. She politely replied I could. I came back less than ten minutes later, only to find a parking ticket stuck to my windshield. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML
Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
"Today, I broke the law and now I have to pay for it. FML" Nope, no sympathy here.
adidjo 0
So a cop is misusing his authority. Welcome to America
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Comments (67)
Alexxcunningham 0
haaaaaa shoulda said it was just to keep guys off you then played it up. blow him real quick, no ticket, no mad husband for having to pay a ticket, you had fun. all ok :D
flupsht 19
really a ticket isn't that bad. just think of all the other crap the cop could have done. it's america. just don't speed and the cop will most of the time leave you be.
Kiyoha 0
Hahaa, I didn't get the wedding-ring part until I read #10's comment. OP TDI. 5 and 7 are win.
cganon 0
why have so many people gone with YLS? you were speeding, and got a ticket. YDI
kalejaxson 5
Hmmm, sounds tough.
clarky_95 0
does anyone notice that this fml says "yea way to show em" instead of yds
swimchic007 0
it shows that after you vote "ydi".
clarky_95 0
ok WTF it doesn't say it anymore
kalejaxson 5
Did you notice that you chose "You totally deserved it" and then it changed to say "Yeah, way to show em"?
chantellesmith 0
your kidding:L
maskedman 9
Unless you are African American.
stingray626 0
haha cops are corrupted these days next time take ur wedding ring off when getting pulled over lol