Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I asked a traffic cop if it was okay to park my car briefly in a 'Monday to Friday only' parking spot, since it's Saturday. She politely replied I could. I came back less than ten minutes later, only to find a parking ticket stuck to my windshield. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML
Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
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Doortje 30
"Today, I broke the law and now I have to pay for it. FML" Nope, no sympathy here.
adidjo 0
So a cop is misusing his authority. Welcome to America
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Comments (67)
eighthchord 0
90% of you saying "YDI for speeding" are hypocrites. Who the hell actually goes 45 in a 45mph zone? Grandmothers? Blind people? It is unacceptable to go less than 5 over (if it's 35 mph or over), unless you really love getting tailgated.
Billsonhamsen 17
So it's you who's always tailgating and following too close. You know some of us try to actually follow the speed limit. I'm not a grandma, blind or a slow driver. I just try to stay under the speed limit and it's people like you who ruin it for the rest of us.
alicec123 0
you know the answer to that problem- don't speed in the first place. and you should be flattered that he wanted to go out with you. he would have been a nice guy to say 'nevermind' instead of leading you astray...
RUSH777 0
LOL wow. I love how so many people like to belittle posters of things like this. Yeah, like the majority of you saying 'she deserved it' haven't sped before.
5starchickz 0
LOL!! Classic!
gxkon 5
that's fukt up cops suck
keeka88 0
Fucken. Haters I'm asuming they have a perfect driving record!they're various reasons y pple speed like umm perhaps a family member is dying or ur late to work! Though I must admit they're some ediots who just like to drive like maniacs 4no reason! Stupid cop haha!
newjerseyguy 0
report him, cops arent allowed to do that.
purple_sarah88 0
Exactly, report him for his unprofessional behaviour! He hit on you then when he realised he wouldn't get anywhere gave you the ticket anyway. If he could have got some he wouldn't have given you a ticket and that's not ok! He shouldn't be using his position of power to manipulate people that way. Why is this an FML when he has given you a way to challenge a ticket you probably deserved? It's your lucky day but it may not be next time so stop speeding!
foilindo 0
that's why I tell people not to get married!!! lol
Skroal_stomper 5
Today I didn't tell the truth.