Transportation, Inappropriate, ACAB and Cops: Sigma mindset

Sigma mindset

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 890

You deserved it 5 627

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Springfield

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 966

You deserved it 6 814

Sneaky

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Piscataway

Today, I asked a traffic cop if it was okay to park my car briefly in a 'Monday to Friday only' parking spot, since it's Saturday. She politely replied I could. I came back less than ten minutes later, only to find a parking ticket stuck to my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 470

You deserved it 17 366

Suspect

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 390

You deserved it 2 848

By singlesoon - 25/08/2009 04:26 - Canada

Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 732

You deserved it 7 142

It's sus to us

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 425

You deserved it 4 474

By oh why... - 20/12/2013 14:51 - United States

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 442

You deserved it 4 489

Good samaritan

By happyshit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 615

You deserved it 6 546

Rough

By aarone23 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 265

You deserved it 4 135

Foreshadowing

By JB. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Somerset

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 970

You deserved it 5 070

Safe bet

By Hit-and-Run - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Mexico - Juárez

Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 351

You deserved it 3 274

Doortje 29

Saturday 29 January 2011 12:26

"Today, I broke the law and now I have to pay for it. FML" Nope, no sympathy here.

adidjo 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 12:44

So a cop is misusing his authority. Welcome to America

Comments

eighthchord 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 2:09

90% of you saying "YDI for speeding" are hypocrites. Who the hell actually goes 45 in a 45mph zone? Grandmothers? Blind people? It is unacceptable to go less than 5 over (if it's 35 mph or over), unless you really love getting tailgated.

Billsonhamsen 17

Wednesday 22 November 2023 15:39

So it's you who's always tailgating and following too close. You know some of us try to actually follow the speed limit. I'm not a grandma, blind or a slow driver. I just try to stay under the speed limit and it's people like you who ruin it for the rest of us.

alicec123 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 2:13

you know the answer to that problem- don't speed in the first place. and you should be flattered that he wanted to go out with you. he would have been a nice guy to say 'nevermind' instead of leading you astray...

RUSH777 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 3:08

LOL wow. I love how so many people like to belittle posters of things like this. Yeah, like the majority of you saying 'she deserved it' haven't sped before.

5starchickz 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 3:25

LOL!! Classic!

gxkon 5

Sunday 30 January 2011 3:35

that's fukt up cops suck

keeka88 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 4:53

Fucken. Haters I'm asuming they have a perfect driving record!they're various reasons y pple speed like umm perhaps a family member is dying or ur late to work! Though I must admit they're some ediots who just like to drive like maniacs 4no reason! Stupid cop haha!

newjerseyguy 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 6:24

report him, cops arent allowed to do that.

purple_sarah88 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 7:36

Exactly, report him for his unprofessional behaviour! He hit on you then when he realised he wouldn't get anywhere gave you the ticket anyway. If he could have got some he wouldn't have given you a ticket and that's not ok! He shouldn't be using his position of power to manipulate people that way. Why is this an FML when he has given you a way to challenge a ticket you probably deserved? It's your lucky day but it may not be next time so stop speeding!