Cars and Transportation: Good samaritan

Good samaritan

By happyshit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 605

You deserved it 6 543

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By anonymous - 04/09/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 827

You deserved it 8 056

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2023 06:00 - Canada

Today, I was driving to an important job interview, and I was running late. Just as I was about to get on the highway, I saw my ex standing by the road with a flat tire. I stopped to help because I'm a nice person. Turns out, the spare tire was also flat. We called for a tow truck, and I missed my interview. FML

I agree, your life sucks 112

You deserved it 480

What he is thinking?

By fishyrael - 12/11/2019 01:00

Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 833

You deserved it 293

By RestlessDiesel - 18/04/2016 14:40 - United States - Hudson

Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 062

You deserved it 1 835

By wonder woman - 08/09/2012 04:47 - United States - Levittown

Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 051

You deserved it 3 634

By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 367

You deserved it 3 612

By JMU - 06/07/2009 19:34 - United States

Today, I saw a major accident then stopped to help the drivers. I was on my way to a rest stop to use the bathroom so as we were waiting for police I went into the woods and I come out to the police arresting me for public urination. One of the drivers said I was "using the woods for a bathroom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 360

You deserved it 4 549

By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 446

You deserved it 3 973

By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 081

You deserved it 3 290

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 249

You deserved it 4 145

perdix 29

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:25

Why would a woman, presumably driving alone, stop to help a man out on the highway? Were you looking to get nailed?

Wreckless_fml 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:02

Must have been a beast of a nail to pop your tire.

Comments

TeamCatastrophe 3

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:02

Happens to the best of us. FYL. >.

TeamCatastrophe 3

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:04

thekillerwhokill 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:25

It's always the good ones...

derper71 3

Thursday 13 October 2011 14:47

Life: 1 OP: 0

Marcella1016 31

Thursday 13 October 2011 16:57

No good deed goes unpunished that sucks for you man

Wreckless_fml 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:02

Must have been a beast of a nail to pop your tire.

NeatNit 32

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:23

Yeah tires don't usually pop that easily

EvilPotato 14

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:27

11 I once popped my tire after running over a stack of newspaper.

TeamCatastrophe 3

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:33

18- I laughed. :P Maybe I shouldn't have found it funny?

white16sox 19

Thursday 13 October 2011 13:55

18 paper cuts can be a bitch!

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 13 October 2011 20:11

Probably a tire at the end of it's life anyhow or a dodgy re-tread, those can pop if you even look at them wrong.. Or it could have been a low profile tyre too, those are easier to puncture.

Alwayspullout 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 21:08

A nail can puncture any tire quite easily... Have seen it many times...

dirtbiker267 0

Friday 14 October 2011 0:28

Yes but most of the time it leaks air not popping it

conan13_fml 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:02

Did the guy peeing stop to help you?

zukinihudini 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 13:56

More importanty did they help the guy?

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 13 October 2011 20:13

Kinky...

UrLyfSuxx 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:04

That's why you don't talk to strangers.

lotto_boi 3

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:21

Unless they got candy and a pimped out van

kaprookie 3

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:58

But dont get in if they have that no name brand shit. Premium lollies or no dice.

rkmepm 16

Thursday 13 October 2011 13:38

Stranger danger? Have a pascal swirl

Alexisthebestest 16

Thursday 13 October 2011 21:48

Strangers ALWAYS have the best candy.

steviesnm 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:06

That would've pissed me off.

saIty 17

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:06

Well you went to help him, so help him. If you help him shake the drips, and he could return the favor by helping you with the tire situation.

rocker_chick105 31

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:06

Curiosity popped the tire!

Jamicianprince 1

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:20

Its happened to the best of us

ChantelRenaeee 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:24

FYI for sure.:/ hope you have car/tyre insurance!

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 13 October 2011 20:15

There is such a thing as tyre insurance??

thecornmast3r 3

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:55

Da hell is tyre?

Betz 10

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:24

Swap cars when he's not looking ;)

instnt1nfction 17

Thursday 13 October 2011 13:33

I bet he's wondering how his Audi turned into a dodge caravan.

rkmepm 16

Thursday 13 October 2011 13:40

What if they both have daihatsu charades?

sandythongs 1

Thursday 13 October 2011 18:45

dont knock the charades lol i used to have one of those mighty chariots take me to and from rugby.

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 13 October 2011 20:18

#51 your 16 years old and in Aus, therefore at best your holding a learners license and too young to have 'used to' own any car unless your so bad that you've gone through a few cars lately.