Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
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Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML
Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML
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kapippenger 0
Ahw, poor girl.
charlybarly 0
hey, at least your getting your ins
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Comments (505)
sarahmcgeee 5
and you posting this FML isn't helping her much with her problems she's having boyfriend of the year award guy. give it up for him! :)
sydneymwfca 10
ungreatful. soo not cool.
Livinia 11
That's really sad. You should help her boost her self esteem, tell her she's beautiful every single day. It's either that or you can have unenjoyable sex.
rhysfucker 24
exactly. good insight; OP can really have a positive influence on his gf's self image.
dkf295 2
I like how everyone assume it's the man's fault, as if this even is an issue of fault. Chick has poor self-esteem. You obviously haven't met anybody with significant mental issues if you think telling someone every day how attractive they are is going to change their self-image. It definitely doesn't hurt, but I love the sexism on fml.
justanotherbird 19
Telling someone how they can help their gf feel better DOES NOT EQUAL telling that person it's their fault their gf is insecure.
LiznessMonster 9
Telling her she's beautiful everyday is nice, but I think it's more important to make her FEEL it, not just by compliments. Because I mean, people can tell you something everyday of your life, but it's hard to believe it if there's no action to back it up!
Symmetry88 0
damn! my comment got erased.
sarahmcgeee 5
I liked it
sydneymwfca 10
well said. i agree.
switchgurl20 17
Hope u told her u love her and her body and did not have sex with her in her one piece.
sydneymwfca 10
awww. poor girl :/
infamous122 0
lol poor guy. smh. p. s. ur cute ;)
neongurl98 10
aww poor baby! let her go on! she probably didn't wanna do it but did it for u anyways!
captainbj2 0
great take on it....well said!!
floresmarquezhah 0
Nice picture..
locloves44 3
Yes
Bobissmall 13
Talk about assuming #8 ? Op could be upset because he thought his girlfriend finally trusted him enough to see her body.
Virginia6810 16
wow, this girl was not ready for sex. "finally decided...". sounds like you asked and asked and after some time you talked her into it. the fact that she came out with a bathing suit on sounds to me like she wasn't ready. now her first time (again another assumption sorry) won't be what it should.
vi3tno_romeo 5
just turn off the lights...=
tinagina 5
that's awful poor girl. she is obviously insecure, especially about your feelings for her. if she can't trust you enough to feel comfortable being naked around you then you shouldn't be having sex. she needs to be told that she's beautiful and loved, not ridiculed on the Internet. I don't think you deserve her.