Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML
Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML
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kapippenger 0
Ahw, poor girl.
charlybarly 0
hey, at least your getting your ins
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Comments (505)
ryno1974 0
I hope she at least cut out two holes for you........
xknightlightx 2
have sex with the lights off? besides i think it is much better without thebsuit cuz of the rubber against u
babelini 12
omg so funny! lmfao.
Cjmw 7
More like FML for her. Many girls has body issues, poor her.
MisterMichael 9
he didn't force her to do anything..if u can read it clearly says she decided to have sex with him. I don't see where it says I forced my gf to have sex with me
babe0907 0
your the type of guy everyone woman wants ;) awe your a sweetheart
JennaMarie420 2
shes hiding something..****** dentata
ReneeFlem_Flam 2
Nah I was going for a more dramatic example lol.
netbeui435 3
win
Sacurason 0
Once again, please consider that the op is not just whining, but is telling a story simply for the laughs. Don't assume he's crying about it. I actually did have a similar situation with my gf. I wanted to give her head, she was obviously too nervous, so I backed off and told her that we could try that another day, when she wanted to. Either way, I'm a believer of letting the girl set the pace.