Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, I found out my mom was a swinger when I opened a closet and saw a water bottle saying something with "Swinger Club" on it, with three bags beside it with all kinds of shit in it. She's also doing pole dancing "as a sport" and wanted to have one installed in our living room. My parents divorced just a couple of months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
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mohit88 0
That is ****** akward
leili 0
Eugh. That really sucks. FYL
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Comments (204)
Me27 0
I'm sorry. That really does suck, especially since it's such an abhorrent practice.
boredboisereside_fml 0
You're a ****** stool pigeon bitch. Way to sell out your dad at the drop of a hat. Asshole rat.
AlwaysRejected 0
And that's how you were born!
purple990 0
what is swingers?
Jim9349 10
GO F****IN DIE YOu *****!!!!!111 suck my balls (if you love salt XD)
dyld921 2
Obviously, they're in an open relationship. Neither have any problems with it. So I don't see anything wrong.
triplethreat13 0
so your parents have an interesting sexuality. it'd be weird for a bit but not an FML. it didn't bother you when you didn't know.
Shyman4ever 0
Ftw
missjennie 0
response to "lunaticsol": dude, shut up.
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
THANK YOU MADEOFAWESOME. I can't wait till they include this info in the app. Hoping they'll fix the comment/reply-to-comment/numbering issues too. Although, I know better than to assume all posters are from the US. Sometimes I check the post in Safari if I'm gonna comment, but sometimes the site loads screwy and doesn't work.