Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
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Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, I found out my mom was a swinger when I opened a closet and saw a water bottle saying something with "Swinger Club" on it, with three bags beside it with all kinds of shit in it. She's also doing pole dancing "as a sport" and wanted to have one installed in our living room. My parents divorced just a couple of months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
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mohit88 0
That is ****** akward
leili 0
Eugh. That really sucks. FYL
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Comments (204)
karinka 0
this is a good thing
ladiegata 0
how is this a fml! yur parents are bad ass lol haha
Giorgio272 2
damn bitch learn to play the game. Respect to the astley rip yo.
brandonwong 18
#118 itsthe fact that they are swingers that upset the op
EmilyFelton98 0
LOLOLOLOLOL #4 I Like Turtles too
ZeroIce 12
this isnt YouTube or a race. So XALM DOWN! :P
PandaLove16 11
In Australia the legal age to drink is 19
AZ_Hockey_Dude 20
Sounds like your just a lil bitch
Tripitaka 21
Hey, their life, don't judge. After all, better than cheating. If they are happy, you should be too.
coldasfire 23
Shouldntve gone to a no-minor zone if you're a minor, unless of course this is in a different country.. YDI but otherwise FYL