By Azcrazy - 03/08/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I quit my job after two years. Now I have my crazy boss sitting out in front of my house, telling me she wants to work things out. She's been there all day. FML
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Riceball_fml 0

She sounds more like a crazy ex than a crazy boss.

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divineinstrument 2

Wow psycho much? You should ask for a huge raise or something. (1st)

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genius_man16 0

Yeah, idk what you were making before, but double your previous salary should probably do it.

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myshatteredview 0

You had to declare that you were first didn't you? *Thumbs down*

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mcdys 0

guess what bud, YOUR FIRST! HIGH FIVE

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iJack 0

He also commented on subject, unlike you. *thumbs down* That sounds like something that would happen to me. Call the cops or something.

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Kiwi_Splash 0

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looloothing 9

This seems like something Michael Scott would do.

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Riceball_fml 0

She sounds more like a crazy ex than a crazy boss.

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fawfulster 11

Crazy bosses - sometimes they act like girlfriends.

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skittlezzidilzz 0

Yeah, but on the plus side, they'd do anything to get u bakk ;)

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GRgoldfish 19

my thoughts exactly! I could have not said it better myself.

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andybme 0

Laugh Out Loud. How crazy could an ex employer be? She obviously was doing something wrong if you quit, and she didn't notice. FYL

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lollipops321 0

yes i think there might be more to the story, and the boss is in love with him. but congrats on quiting! im sure you wanted to, it was probably a crappy dead end job. oh and 8thh. beast ive never been this high lmfao.

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ashlyn1123 0

perhaps i shouldn't have read this fml on the way to give my two weeks notice lol

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fischju 0

She wants to ride your baloney pony

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sugar_bear 0

lmao. ive never heard that before.

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sugar_bear 0

lmao. ive never heard that before.

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DeadMansCrack 4

lmao. ive never heard that before.

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drano 0

lmao. ive never heard that before.

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ananamoose 0

you know i had the impulse to say "lmao. never heard that before" because this would be true i have never heard of someone riding a baloney poney, it's a creative term for the male reproductive organ, and kudos fischju, I agree with everyone before but I need to say my own saying. haha quality bright young sir, that was a quality remark, that brought laughter to my life let's see if it catches on...

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generalsmith2 0

its won't 41. because you're clearly a loser. nobody talks like that go live 50 years ago

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STVader 0

no 41, the reason it wont was because you ******* BROKE THE CHAIN that was started on accident by a double post and evolved into something beautiful. And I wanted to break it, but I also wanted to extend it, and it was a delicious dilemma until you took the beauty away. *cries*

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Obwaban 0

Why not a disco stick?

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Luckster 0

Opposite of what my ex-boss did.....after a quit, every time I returned to the store for shopping, she'd give me the devil's glare of death and would avoid talking to me at all. Apparently after I left, the store went to hell in terms of tidiness, and I was the only one who kept the place clean. Because of the store looking like shit, it didn't rank #1 in the district. She blamed it on me. I quit because she was an insane lunatic, obsessed with making the store #1 in the district, which prevented me from actually doing my work since she kept demanding that I memorize all of the questions on the customer service survey form that people can fill out online. I still have no idea why I had to memorize something that the customer fills out, and not myself.

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