Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, I found out my mom was a swinger when I opened a closet and saw a water bottle saying something with "Swinger Club" on it, with three bags beside it with all kinds of shit in it. She's also doing pole dancing "as a sport" and wanted to have one installed in our living room. My parents divorced just a couple of months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
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mohit88 0
That is ****** akward
leili 0
Eugh. That really sucks. FYL
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Comments (204)
56578 0
Well, its awkward for you, but at least your parents happy.
Victoria_fml 0
Yeah so...? They seem fine with it.
MadeOfAwesome 1
I would just like to point out that not everyone has memorized the drinking ages of every single country, like some of you apparently have. I would also like to mention that not everyone can see the OP's info (gender, country, etc.) below their FML, because some people might be on the iPhone FML app, where it doesn't show you that info. So before you start calling people dumb asses for not knowing the OP is in Canada or whatever, keep in mind that we just can't SEE IT. Have a nice day
bethechange_fml 0
Hmm, i dont know what to say to that. I do agree though that if that were my parents i wouldnt even be able to process the idea of my parents loving another person while they are married. To me its practically cheating and giving up in a relationship but who knows, maybe it makes their relationship stronger? Sucks dude.
readerandwriter 0
Not everyone should memorize every country's drinking age. But everyone who COMPLAINS ABOUT UNDERAGE DRINKING should find out whether the OP has in fact been underage drinking. You don't need to know everything, but you better know about the specific issue you are raising. Otherwise, don't raise it in the first place.
tina_xox 0
lmfaoo wow ahahaha btw the legal drinkin age in Canada is 18+
a_cad_1 0
Are your parents still your role models?
skgirl 0
thats really weird thing to find out.... well just be happy they are together still idk what to say to that
skgirl 0
well thats gotta be akward... its not that bad at least there together
f_u_u_f_f 0
By the way, some bars will allow people in who are underage, they just don't get the stamp or wristband that allows them to drink. So if the OP was not Canadian, and was from the USA, the story still makes sense.