Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, I found out my mom was a swinger when I opened a closet and saw a water bottle saying something with "Swinger Club" on it, with three bags beside it with all kinds of shit in it. She's also doing pole dancing "as a sport" and wanted to have one installed in our living room. My parents divorced just a couple of months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
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mohit88 0
That is ****** akward
leili 0
Eugh. That really sucks. FYL
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Comments (204)
iFruit 0
iloveblackmen, i bet a lot of people hate you now. myself included.
Hugeness 0
I was thinking the exact same thing. I was gonna say FYL but then I saw they were a Newfie so I put YDI hahahaha
velvet87 0
You're an ass for laughing just because they're from Newfoundland and Labrador.
FMLable 0
Hey! Don't diss the Newfs! Let's see how you handle your screech ;p -> I'm a Newfie via parenthood, although born & raised in Alberta. Actually, I just got back from a trip to Newfoundland.
kas647 0
I'm a Newfoundlander and proud of it. I live in a beautiful province with many wonderful friendly people. I'm so fed up with the "stupid newfie" stereotype and ignorant people like you who say that and have more than likely never been to Newfoundland make me sick. Why don't you come here, go on George Street and say that? Let's see how funny "stupid newfs" are then.
annamg 0
Just because someone dislikes the idea of swinging doesn't make them stupid or ignorant.
603050294 0
This FML does read like a newfie joke. OP: Time to get off the island.
AAAAHHHH12 2
The awkward turtle came out of its shell after this FML was posted. OP: Bummer, well, at least you didn't find out when you were smaller?
FuzzyWalnuts 0
That's so ****** up. FYL for sure.
rocker8877 0
HAHAHAhaha.... Gross... :(
alwaysalady 0
well, Happy freakin' birthday to you...
Rascal_620 0
haha whats wrong with that? Thats kinda fun actually! Your like the daughter of a ******... which makes you a bitch of a *****. Hehe pretty cool to me! You should be a swinger to! It would be like the ***** family...
fmh123 0
prettay dam funny
bloodthorn 4
YDI for having swingers as parents go kill yourself now
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
ooo...awkward turtle...
waterynuggets 0
Oh, ok. Great 4 them.