Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
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Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, I found out my mom was a swinger when I opened a closet and saw a water bottle saying something with "Swinger Club" on it, with three bags beside it with all kinds of shit in it. She's also doing pole dancing "as a sport" and wanted to have one installed in our living room. My parents divorced just a couple of months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
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mohit88 0
That is ****** akward
leili 0
Eugh. That really sucks. FYL
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Comments (204)
Iloveblackmen 0
I'm actually a hypocrite. my boyfriend is american, along with most of my friends LMFAAOOO but i used to hate americans
stereopump 0
Just one question: How were you at a bar if you were only 19?!
emmaa3451 11
Because OP is Canadian!!
actlikeyouknow 0
The OP is from Canada. The drinking age in Canada is 18 or 19 depending on where you are. Other comments already covered this.
FMLable 0
Read the other comments. The OP is Canadian, from Newfoundland, where the drinking age is 19. It varies in other Canadian provinces, were the legal age is 18.
tu_madre_123 0
hmm this is an intriguing fml... fyl man
Qup 0
it's not "fun" knowledge, but it's not the worst thing in the world either.
intrepid00 0
I hope you don't kiss your parents.
tu_madre_123 0
i completely agree... its just more "fyl" than "ydi"
DresdenB17 0
I think that everyone needs to pull the long, hard, sand-papery objects out of their asses and stop criticising everything everyone has to say. Why does everything have to turn into such a big verbal clusterfuck on the Internet? ok united statesians, the rest if the world is different. ok rest of the world, quit hating on "America". is it really that bad that we just assume the OP is from America. afterall that is where we live. sorry if it's ignorant to be empathetic. gee I hope I used the right word there as I am an ignorant "american"
Jamesgirl_fml 0
No need for assholes not everyone knows the drinking ages for the world
emzmcgee 0
Yeah, it's bad when the post TELLS you where they're from
nebjamin69 0
Yeah, I always check what country they're from. Sometimes it'll explain a few things.... Shocking, right?
LittleMel4 0
@#57 are you ignorant? How is that a problem? Have you ever heard of Poly relationships? I happen to be poly and poly people have some of the strongest relationships I know. So why don't you educate yourself and stop being so judgemental
LMFOA 0
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO newfies LFMOAMOFMOMOFAMO