Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML
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Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, I found out my mom was a swinger when I opened a closet and saw a water bottle saying something with "Swinger Club" on it, with three bags beside it with all kinds of shit in it. She's also doing pole dancing "as a sport" and wanted to have one installed in our living room. My parents divorced just a couple of months ago. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
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mohit88 0
That is ****** akward
leili 0
Eugh. That really sucks. FYL
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Comments (204)
that_guy321 2
has anyone noticed that the place of Canada this person's from are breeds of dogs? just thought it was funny..
SweetieLish 0
Could have been worse...you could have walked into your house with your parents having an orgy in the living room. But FYL none the less.
velvet87 0
They're called Newfoundland Dogs & Labrador Retrievers for a reason, clearly they originate there.
XOfiestypixie 0
Did that really not clue into you #105? How about Irish Setter, Irish Wolfhound, Welsh Springer, Portuguese Water Dog, etc...
Nightfallz 0
LOL. you are gonna tell your mommy that daddy was grinding on another girl? your 19 now it's time to grow up and stop tatteling little kid. YDI Anyways. you shouldn't be in a bar when your 19. were you using your FAKE ID? lmao.
hebron77 0
Well, if they weren't okay with it then the dad would be a jerk and the mom should know.
tangothis 0
lol wow canada? not the same ages as the us for drinking
cactus_fml 0
Uh, hello? The OP is from Canada, where the legal drinking age is 18. Check your facts before you start being an asshole.
FMLable 0
Speaking of checking your facts, the drinking age in Canada varies by province. The OP is from Newfoundland, where the legal age is actually 19.
cactus_fml 0
Meaning it's legal for him to be drinking. Either way, if they had looked first they would have realized this and not been such a dick to someone they don't even know.
Rydizzle 0
eweeeeee lmao thats nasty!!!!!
lunaticsol 0
YDI for being a loser. "OMG MY PARENTS HAVE SEX!!" Don't write FML's about things that and aren't even bad nor really any of your business. Before you (or anyone) goes into the whole "well they could have told me" thing, ask yourselves, do you really want to know every intimate detail of their sex life, or want them to know yours? Probably not, so quit bitching and get over yourself.
wellchit 0
ydi for being a tattle tale
burning_bright 0
,..that's got to be awkward. lol
ABbaby 10
how do u knw the OP's mom n dad arent still married, n that maybe the OP thought her dad was cheating on her mother?
NuclearWinter 0
YDI. You're probably fat or something.