By Whatever01 - 10/03/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, I called off work saying my Great Grandmother died. A co-worker texted me later asking where and when the funeral was. I made up a lie and said some random funeral home and date. My co-workers sent flowers to the funeral home for condolences. The flowers were returned. FML
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Jaywin 3

What a horrible lie. You should've seen this one coming though. Karma is a real bitch.

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theEnemy 0

Never lie about some relative dying just to get away from something.

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Jaywin 3

What a horrible lie. You should've seen this one coming though. Karma is a real bitch.

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code2264 0

your going to hell for that lie

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willthisonework 0

chyea it is...karma is a reallll bitchh

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LivToFail 28

Ya know whst they say, karmas only a bitch if you are one.

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Kassad_fml 0

**** no, that just can not happen.. you could come up with just simple lie but that just stupidness, you did really get bad reputation on yourself among your co workers

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theEnemy 0

Never lie about some relative dying just to get away from something.

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hazz_fml 0

So you lied about someone in your family dying? How nice are you.

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wtfrig 0

what a horrible person you are

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Shoulda said she was being cremated

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drpepperking10 18

My grandmother was cremated but we still had a funeral.

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firearmada 0

You should be fired and let someone that actualy wants to work do your job.

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shantoyamuchluv 0

Its people like you that make me wish stupidity was painful. You deserve to get fired just for being a dumbass sry2say

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KY_Jelly 10

You're calling the OP stupid and yet you can't spell 'sorry to say' properly. You really make me sick. Before long people are going to be writing novels using phrases like 'omg wtf' and 'lmao rofl'. Honestly, learn English. Please. For yourself and the people around you who have to put up with your stupidity. That is all, thank you.

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shantoyamuchluv 0

I mean really who the **** says that their great grandma died? If you're going to be a douchebag, why not say it was your grandma or aunt? I mean come on now. At least then you'll only be a douchebag instead of a stupid douchebag.

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poorjudgement 26

Well, while I have no words for what OP did, it is possible that all great grandmothets have been dead, which probably wasn't the case woth grandmothers and/or autns, and OP felt better "killing" someone already dead. That said... There is special place in hell for people lying abouth deaths.

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