Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, "But aren't we just friends?" We then sat and watched TV. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML
Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I went to chill with my best guy friend and his girlfriend, whom I recently met after I moved to the area. After a few beers, my buddy leaned over and tried to make out with me. I quickly backed up and shockingly looked over at his girlfriend to expect the same reaction. She winked. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend in a grocery store. We both went in for a hug, but at the exact same moment we both leaned in for a cheek kiss. We ended up awkwardly smashing faces together and then slowly pulling away, silently pretending that whatever that was didn’t just happen. We haven’t spoken since. FML
Today, I walked into a room where my naked "best friend" had set up a romantic scene and attempted to kiss me. It turns out he believed we were in a relationship for the last year and told our entire school. I am 100% straight. This explains why I haven't been able to get laid in months. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, I was at a guy's house that I’d been seeing for a while. After watching a movie, I confessed that after these past few times we’ve hung out, I’ve started to catch feelings. He looked at me and said, "I actually don’t think I want anything serious, but are you down to be friends with benefits?" FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
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chirstinap325 23
Your own **** block, shame haha
marenthehollow 15
It's crazy what can happen in the heat of the moment, especially when you're nervous. I can tell you that from my own experience. Hopefully you guys work things out!
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Comments (44)
WellScrew 6
I would be the guy to do this to a girl, can't even call this an FML because it hasn't happened yet
graayfox215 15
Was your friend name is jorah mormont by any chance?
Gameoftheombosis 6
Should've put that mouth to better use. YDI
ashatash 12
hmm sounds like he wanted a hook up but noticed that's not what she wanted and stopped
Rabite 28
Who said that she didn't want it anymore? Maybe he got a clear head after she pointed it out and didn't want to continue himself. Or they just both decided to stop because it became awkward.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
At least OP has a clue what went on in her head. Imagine the poor guy she was with. He's got no clue what he did wrong.
TheNewGuy03 29
You punished yourself, and you most likely made him feel awkward in the process. Nice job!
Jay18 22
Tabh, ydi but at the same time fyl. If I were in that situation, I would've said some like, "Yea just friends who do things like this" etc. but but I guess people handle things differently
831curmudgeon 7
Sorry, but it is kinda hard to pin this one on your life, when it was clearly all on you.
Atmey 5
It's not too late if you changed your mind