By Franklin - 29/12/2017 20:00 - United States - Anchorage

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Today, I walked into a room where my naked "best friend" had set up a romantic scene and attempted to kiss me. It turns out he believed we were in a relationship for the last year and told our entire school. I am 100% straight. This explains why I haven't been able to get laid in months. FML
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almost_there44 26

How the hell could he assume y'all were dating for a year? Not even a month, but a year? Were there not signs? Did y'all go on "dates?" Did y'all ever kiss? He can't just assume y'all are dating unless he has a reason. Maybe he is mentally unstable.

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smc3106 25

100% Strait, George Strait.

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Bloo2555 22

This is why people should never assume.

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Mynxie 26

He had no right to do that. What a horrible friend. He needs to fix that.

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smc3106 25

100% Strait, George Strait.

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almost_there44 26

How the hell could he assume y'all were dating for a year? Not even a month, but a year? Were there not signs? Did y'all go on "dates?" Did y'all ever kiss? He can't just assume y'all are dating unless he has a reason. Maybe he is mentally unstable.

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Suzi_d16 27

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ThatGuy9679 13

Y'all better keep saying y'all

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Yudith 24

Maybe he just came from a remote area. Pizza? I love pizza! Gay Pride? Parades are fun! Dancing? Hell yeah! Hugs between men? That's just normal where I come from. Naked wrestling? Is there another kind?

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almost_there44 26

Y'all, y'all, y'all!!! I'm from Texas, that's all we say. Issue? Keep scrolling. Have a great day, y'all.

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boopingsnoot 24

Some people are just that delusional, as Forensic Files has taught me. This situation could end really, really badly ya'll

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Dave_Davington 33

That is quite an impressive misunderstanding, I have to say.

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Mirrorgirl 7

I swear to god, everything interesting seems to be happening in Anchorage lately.

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Glowworm56 26

Maybe your "best friend" has erotomania. That's a psychological disorder where the affected person believes that someone is in love with them--even though it's rather obvious to everyone else that that's not the case at all.

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pjsr 32

If you want to believe that’s why you haven’t gotten laid in months, just keep telling yourself that. Then again, if you REALLY want to get laid, you know where to go.

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09051308288 17

Maybe you had given him reasons to assume.

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