By Franklin - 29/12/2017 20:00 - United States - Anchorage

Spicy
Today, I walked into a room where my naked "best friend" had set up a romantic scene and attempted to kiss me. It turns out he believed we were in a relationship for the last year and told our entire school. I am 100% straight. This explains why I haven't been able to get laid in months. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 197
You deserved it 944
Love Intimacy School
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

almost_there44 26
Send a private message

How the hell could he assume y'all were dating for a year? Not even a month, but a year? Were there not signs? Did y'all go on "dates?" Did y'all ever kiss? He can't just assume y'all are dating unless he has a reason. Maybe he is mentally unstable.

86 4
Reply Report
smc3106 25

100% Strait, George Strait.

51 2
Reply Report
Next

Comments

Bloo2555 22
Send a private message

This is why people should never assume.

19 1
Reply Report
Mynxie 26
Send a private message

He had no right to do that. What a horrible friend. He needs to fix that.

6 7
Reply Report
smc3106 25

100% Strait, George Strait.

51 2
Reply Report
almost_there44 26
Send a private message

How the hell could he assume y'all were dating for a year? Not even a month, but a year? Were there not signs? Did y'all go on "dates?" Did y'all ever kiss? He can't just assume y'all are dating unless he has a reason. Maybe he is mentally unstable.

86 4
Reply Report
Suzi_d16 27
Send a private message

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
13 24
Reply Report
ThatGuy9679 13

Y'all better keep saying y'all

0 0
Reply Report
Yudith 21
Send a private message

Maybe he just came from a remote area. Pizza? I love pizza! Gay Pride? Parades are fun! Dancing? Hell yeah! Hugs between men? That's just normal where I come from. Naked wrestling? Is there another kind?

13 1
Reply Report
almost_there44 26
Send a private message

Y'all, y'all, y'all!!! I'm from Texas, that's all we say. Issue? Keep scrolling. Have a great day, y'all.

21 3
Reply Report
boopingsnoot 24

Some people are just that delusional, as Forensic Files has taught me. This situation could end really, really badly ya'll

9 1
Reply Report
Dave_Davington 33
Send a private message

That is quite an impressive misunderstanding, I have to say.

18 0
Reply Report
Suzi_d16 27
Send a private message

*straight

14 5
Reply Report
nanxi 30
Send a private message

*character limit

5 0
Reply Report
Mirrorgirl 7
Send a private message

I swear to god, everything interesting seems to be happening in Anchorage lately.

5 0
Reply Report
acmariner99 25
Send a private message

It’s dark and cold up there right now

9 0
Reply Report
Glowworm56 26
Send a private message

Maybe your "best friend" has erotomania. That's a psychological disorder where the affected person believes that someone is in love with them--even though it's rather obvious to everyone else that that's not the case at all.

9 1
Reply Report
pjsr 32
Send a private message

If you want to believe that’s why you haven’t gotten laid in months, just keep telling yourself that. Then again, if you REALLY want to get laid, you know where to go.

14 1
Reply Report
09051308288 17

Maybe you had given him reasons to assume.

2 4
Reply Report
Next