FML : Today, I walked into a room where my naked "best friend" had set up a romantic scene and attempted to kiss me. It turns out he believed we were in a relationship...

Today, I walked into a room where my naked "best friend" had set up a romantic scene and attempted to kiss me. It turns out he believed we were in a relationship for the last year and told our entire school. I am 100% straight. This explains why I haven't been able to get laid in months. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Franklin - / Friday 29 December 2017 20:00 / United States - Anchorage

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Intimacy

School

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By almost_there44 | 26

#7580667 - Saturday 30 December 2017 6:29

How the hell could he assume y'all were dating for a year? Not even a month, but a year? Were there not signs? Did y'all go on "dates?" Did y'all ever kiss? He can't just assume y'all are dating unless he has a reason. Maybe he is mentally unstable.

By smc3106 | 25

#7579402 - Tuesday 26 December 2017 19:33

100% Strait, George Strait.

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By Bloo2555 | 22

#7578849 - Sunday 24 December 2017 18:55

This is why people should never assume.

By Mynxie | 26

#7578853 - Sunday 24 December 2017 19:06

He had no right to do that. What a horrible friend. He needs to fix that.

By smc3106 | 25

#7579402 - Tuesday 26 December 2017 19:33

100% Strait, George Strait.

By almost_there44 | 26

#7580667 - Saturday 30 December 2017 6:29

Suzi_d16 | 23

#7580705 - Saturday 30 December 2017 10:01

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Yudith | 17

#7580790 - Saturday 30 December 2017 13:49

Maybe he just came from a remote area. Pizza? I love pizza! Gay Pride? Parades are fun! Dancing? Hell yeah! Hugs between men? That's just normal where I come from. Naked wrestling? Is there another kind?

almost_there44 | 26

#7580894 - Saturday 30 December 2017 21:10

Y'all, y'all, y'all!!! I'm from Texas, that's all we say. Issue? Keep scrolling. Have a great day, y'all.

boopingsnoot | 23

#7580902 - Saturday 30 December 2017 21:38

Some people are just that delusional, as Forensic Files has taught me. This situation could end really, really badly ya'll

By Dave_Davington | 31

#7580670 - Saturday 30 December 2017 7:47

That is quite an impressive misunderstanding, I have to say.

By Suzi_d16 | 23

#7580706 - Saturday 30 December 2017 10:01

*straight

nanxi | 30

#7581132 - Sunday 31 December 2018 23:54

*character limit

By Mirrorgirl | 4

#7580767 - Saturday 30 December 2017 12:21

I swear to god, everything interesting seems to be happening in Anchorage lately.

acmariner99 | 19

#7580812 - Saturday 30 December 2017 15:56

It’s dark and cold up there right now

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7580794 - Saturday 30 December 2017 14:13

Maybe your "best friend" has erotomania. That's a psychological disorder where the affected person believes that someone is in love with them--even though it's rather obvious to everyone else that that's not the case at all.

By pjsr | 31

#7580826 - Saturday 30 December 2017 16:52

If you want to believe that’s why you haven’t gotten laid in months, just keep telling yourself that.
Then again, if you REALLY want to get laid, you know where to go.