Love, Intimacy and School: Today, I walked into a room where my naked "best friend" had...

By Franklin - 29/12/2017 20:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I walked into a room where my naked "best friend" had set up a romantic scene and attempted to kiss me. It turns out he believed we were in a relationship for the last year and told our entire school. I am 100% straight. This explains why I haven't been able to get laid in months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 293

You deserved it 961

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By 13a5ic H1p5t3r - 15/08/2016 03:58 - United States - Spencer

Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 567

You deserved it 1 913

What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 552

You deserved it 4 104

By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 369

You deserved it 679

Amnesiac

By sexytime - 02/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, my best friend, who I've had serious feelings for for over a year, decided to tell everyone that he hasn't gotten laid in almost two years. When I told him that he was lying, he responded with, "No, I'm not. Who could I possibly have slept with?" We hooked up six months ago. Three times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 939

You deserved it 4 242

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 21:29 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 102

You deserved it 44 835

By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 867

You deserved it 15 889

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 032

You deserved it 3 354

By Bo - 22/04/2009 13:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 436

You deserved it 6 715

Self-sabotage

By Anonymous - 15/11/2016 09:20

Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, "But aren't we just friends?" We then sat and watched TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 872

You deserved it 12 863

Confused

By Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

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You deserved it 503

almost_there44 26

Saturday 30 December 2017 6:29

How the hell could he assume y'all were dating for a year? Not even a month, but a year? Were there not signs? Did y'all go on "dates?" Did y'all ever kiss? He can't just assume y'all are dating unless he has a reason. Maybe he is mentally unstable.

smc3106 25

Tuesday 26 December 2017 19:33

100% Strait, George Strait.

Comments

Bloo2555 22

Sunday 24 December 2017 18:55

This is why people should never assume.

Mynxie 26

Sunday 24 December 2017 19:06

He had no right to do that. What a horrible friend. He needs to fix that.

smc3106 25

Tuesday 26 December 2017 19:33

100% Strait, George Strait.

almost_there44 26

Saturday 30 December 2017 6:29

Suzi_d16 27

Saturday 30 December 2017 10:01

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

ThatGuy9679 13

Saturday 30 December 2017 14:15

Y'all better keep saying y'all

Yudith 24

Saturday 30 December 2017 13:49

Maybe he just came from a remote area. Pizza? I love pizza! Gay Pride? Parades are fun! Dancing? Hell yeah! Hugs between men? That's just normal where I come from. Naked wrestling? Is there another kind?

almost_there44 26

Saturday 30 December 2017 21:10

Y'all, y'all, y'all!!! I'm from Texas, that's all we say. Issue? Keep scrolling. Have a great day, y'all.

boopingsnoot 24

Saturday 30 December 2017 21:38

Some people are just that delusional, as Forensic Files has taught me. This situation could end really, really badly ya'll

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 30 December 2017 7:47

That is quite an impressive misunderstanding, I have to say.

Suzi_d16 27

Saturday 30 December 2017 10:01

*straight

nanxi 30

Sunday 31 December 2017 23:54

*character limit

Mirrorgirl 7

Saturday 30 December 2017 12:21

I swear to god, everything interesting seems to be happening in Anchorage lately.

acmariner99 25

Saturday 30 December 2017 15:56

It’s dark and cold up there right now

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 30 December 2017 14:13

Maybe your "best friend" has erotomania. That's a psychological disorder where the affected person believes that someone is in love with them--even though it's rather obvious to everyone else that that's not the case at all.

pjsr 32

Saturday 30 December 2017 16:52

If you want to believe that’s why you haven’t gotten laid in months, just keep telling yourself that. Then again, if you REALLY want to get laid, you know where to go.