By Franklin - 29/12/2017 20:00 - United States - Anchorage

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Today, I walked into a room where my naked "best friend" had set up a romantic scene and attempted to kiss me. It turns out he believed we were in a relationship for the last year and told our entire school. I am 100% straight. This explains why I haven't been able to get laid in months. FML
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How the hell could he assume y'all were dating for a year? Not even a month, but a year? Were there not signs? Did y'all go on "dates?" Did y'all ever kiss? He can't just assume y'all are dating unless he has a reason. Maybe he is mentally unstable.

smc3106 25

100% Strait, George Strait.

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This is why people should never assume.

He had no right to do that. What a horrible friend. He needs to fix that.

smc3106 25

100% Strait, George Strait.

How the hell could he assume y'all were dating for a year? Not even a month, but a year? Were there not signs? Did y'all go on "dates?" Did y'all ever kiss? He can't just assume y'all are dating unless he has a reason. Maybe he is mentally unstable.

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ThatGuy9679 13

Y'all better keep saying y'all

Maybe he just came from a remote area. Pizza? I love pizza! Gay Pride? Parades are fun! Dancing? Hell yeah! Hugs between men? That's just normal where I come from. Naked wrestling? Is there another kind?

Y'all, y'all, y'all!!! I'm from Texas, that's all we say. Issue? Keep scrolling. Have a great day, y'all.

boopingsnoot 24

Some people are just that delusional, as Forensic Files has taught me. This situation could end really, really badly ya'll

That is quite an impressive misunderstanding, I have to say.

*straight

*character limit

I swear to god, everything interesting seems to be happening in Anchorage lately.

It’s dark and cold up there right now

Maybe your "best friend" has erotomania. That's a psychological disorder where the affected person believes that someone is in love with them--even though it's rather obvious to everyone else that that's not the case at all.

If you want to believe that’s why you haven’t gotten laid in months, just keep telling yourself that. Then again, if you REALLY want to get laid, you know where to go.

09051308288 17

Maybe you had given him reasons to assume.