Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, "But aren't we just friends?" We then sat and watched TV. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML
Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I went to chill with my best guy friend and his girlfriend, whom I recently met after I moved to the area. After a few beers, my buddy leaned over and tried to make out with me. I quickly backed up and shockingly looked over at his girlfriend to expect the same reaction. She winked. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend in a grocery store. We both went in for a hug, but at the exact same moment we both leaned in for a cheek kiss. We ended up awkwardly smashing faces together and then slowly pulling away, silently pretending that whatever that was didn’t just happen. We haven’t spoken since. FML
Today, I walked into a room where my naked "best friend" had set up a romantic scene and attempted to kiss me. It turns out he believed we were in a relationship for the last year and told our entire school. I am 100% straight. This explains why I haven't been able to get laid in months. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, I was at a guy's house that I’d been seeing for a while. After watching a movie, I confessed that after these past few times we’ve hung out, I’ve started to catch feelings. He looked at me and said, "I actually don’t think I want anything serious, but are you down to be friends with benefits?" FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
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chirstinap325 23
Your own **** block, shame haha
marenthehollow 15
It's crazy what can happen in the heat of the moment, especially when you're nervous. I can tell you that from my own experience. Hopefully you guys work things out!
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Comments (44)
Shay_Shay97 23
Sometimes you just gotta let the good times roll. This was definitely one of those times. YDI
gilbertclarence 9
major burn
Jonfun 14
Just a case of the feels, no problem. Next level friends with benefits.
caliguy08 17
Wow... you must really hate sex
GhostFox 34
Well, you can always talk to him about it. Just be honest that you panicked and ask what he would have expected sex at that point to mean- would it have meant dating, just have been a "wham, bam, thank you ma'm" type thing, or something closer to a friends with benefits situation.
thatnucca 36
Boyfriend: a boy who's a great friend that you sometimes bump uglies with in the heat of the moment... Get it?!
middlenamefrank 8
So when your freak-out ended, why didn't you say, "Naaaaaah!" and jump back on him?
floup_fml 13
fhl!!! worst panishment ever!
Rabite 28
Yeah or maybe he was the one who stopped it then.
IAmMe204 25
This is something I would do! Thank you for letting me know I'm not the only one! hahaha xD
hugtrees13 16
Why would you make out with someone if you thought you were just friends? How does that make any sense? Lol do friends normally make out with each other?
annalily5 28
Sometimes you think you're just friends with someone until the moment you're not. Extra likely to happen after prolonged absence.