Kids, Cheating and Parents: Self report

Self report

By Anonymous - 25/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML

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By Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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By FathersDay - 22/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML

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Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By nekal - 21/09/2016 16:50 - United States - Nashville

Today, I tried to sneakily leave my boyfriend's house at 3 a.m. without his parents knowing. I had a flat tire. FML

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By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 12:00

Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML

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By laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2014 21:08 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer, and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML

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Monday 25 May 2009 20:03

Wow that sucks, you should definitely tell your mom.

samusfox 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:05

Blackmail him...

Comments

I_am_Nat 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:46

#45 are you the dad? in any case, you're still a nutjob.

JohnFR33M4N 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:47

#108. that is called trolling. that is the funny kind of trolling

Somebody52 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:51

You should soo tell her. Sadly, and in a way happily, she would probably be too upset to ground you for life? FYLx99999999999999999!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmmmr 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:51

I seriously hope you told her. She deserves to know. Your dad is clearly a douche, both for cheating and for laying the responsibility of his secret on your shoulders. God, what a prick.

EasilyUnamused 2

Monday 25 May 2009 22:51

#45, cheating on your wife is not "normal". Cheating on your wife is f***ed up. OP, Tell your mother! And I'm sorry about your dad being a cheater :(

xo3velyn 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:14

awh thats horrible, i have like no idea what i would do...

wh0regasm 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:16

holy shit thats awkward now you can get lots of stuff off of him

cordvaughn 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:21

Oh my gosh that is so funny, that is so High School, "don't tell, if I don't tell"

Incubus_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:24

ahh that's horrible =/ FYL, i'm so sorry.

cyxx 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:31

Hahahahhahahahaha WOW I can't believe that no one gets that 45 is being sarcastic... OP - that sucks so much. I'm sorry. I really hope you told your mom.