FML : Today, a fax came in at work for a specific job, and I asked the owner of the company who it was for. He replied "the round one", so I handed it to our...

Today, a fax came in at work for a specific job, and I asked the owner of the company who it was for. He replied "the round one", so I handed it to our rotund Project Manager. Apparently the owner meant the garbage can, not my fat co-worker. Now i'm the asshole of the office. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By kjcarey123 - / Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:24 / United States

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By jm88 | 0

#399589 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:09

I have never heard of the trash bin referred as the "round one". That's hilarious.

By manoverboard | 0

#399597 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:10

Who calls a garbage can 'the round one'?

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By inbar123 | 0

#399565 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:04

i could see that happeing

abigaill | 0

#399618 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:13

"I could see that happening."

fmlAllStar7274 | 0

#399804 - Thursday 16 July 2009 0:07

I could see that happening to me, LOL

OP- probably the BEST FML I HAVE HEARD ALL WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Failzoid | 0

#400406 - Thursday 16 July 2009 5:14

Well.. If you could see that happening. Maybe it did..? Maybe that's why it's on FML? Because this person exists and this happened? :P

Also. Rotund?

kjcarey123 | 0

#401800 - Thursday 16 July 2009 17:22

haha thanks...its a good post cuz it REALLY happened...some of these are so far fetched

clairebaby_ | 0

#409700 - Sunday 19 July 2009 6:51

true

jdizzle1245 | 0

#457199 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 22:42

your the asshole of the office. i get it

appIeiphone | 0

#1219065 - Tuesday 10 August 2010 22:56

I would hand it to him for being an ass and be like here you go round one....

By donkey_hang_down | 2

#399568 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:04

HAHAHA that is awesome!

donkey_hang_down | 2

#399643 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:17

You might be the asshole in the office, but at least you are not "the round one". I bet they will start calling him that.

Cjw1220 | 0

#1076570 - Saturday 10 July 2010 6:47

WIENER DOG!

brit4nyxbabii | 0

#2652755 - Friday 10 June 2011 5:27

hahaah ^ winn!

By jm88 | 0

#399589 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:09

I have never heard of the trash bin referred as the "round one". That's hilarious.

By Fml37 | 0

#399591 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:09

Ahaha consider yourself you're lucky you weren't fired

By manoverboard | 0

#399597 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:10

Who calls a garbage can 'the round one'?

chocoLIFE_fml | 2

#399621 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:14

i know, wth? XD

Nacirema20 | 0

#1126881 - Friday 23 July 2010 5:56

BEATLES! :-) Good taste man. :)

By icehot | 0

#399614 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:13

wow way to misinterpret.

By tenniskettle | 0

#399615 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:13

haha the asshole of the office, you sort of deserved that- shudda asked who he meant specifically it was for.

By plexico | 3

#399617 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:13

You're not the asshole of the office -- you're the funny one!

By jonnymohio | 2

#399626 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:14

I've heard it called "the circular file" but not the round one.

By SarlaccBits | 0

#399631 - Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:15

Meh, who cares. It’s not like your fat co-worker doesn’t know they are fat. It’s an honest mistake… and would have been hilarious to witness.

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