By Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 194
You deserved it 23 154

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Fish are friends, not food.

ConnorBrown36 5

I don't see what's so embarrassing about getting food early in the morning...


Madiluvsyuh98 2

Woowwwww its ok been there done that

xoconnie 8

lol fail.

Who dosent get hungry at night, i know i do

Well, can't sleep with an empty stomach. :l

Madiluvsyuh98 2

True that, 15

enonymous 8

Talking to the drive thru person counts as being social in my book... Now get me a taco supreme

I love eating food at night! Mmm mmm good :)

food are friends too.

SemperFi_23 6

Have the munchies maybe?

LiveLaughFML 10

do you go dirty dancing with goldfish crackers at night? xD

"I'm sorry mom, but I've been diagnosed with fat syndrome"

green_eggs_and_h 0

I have a social and I still eat food at 2am. I'm I teenager with a bottomless black hole for a stomach, that's all. I'm not fat either. Not yet anyways. XD

proxxX069069 7

the munchies c:

wintamint101 7

you could've said you were going to the bathroom...

Eating at night; part of the reason I'm overweight.

decidedlyvague 11

system of a down isn't emo, it's alternative rock. Eminem is also amazing, but there other styles besides rap that are also interesting. Be a lover not a hater madi. Lover not a hater.

Fish are friends, not food.

guitgod1 11

but they're delicious friends

midnight snacks are the best :)

midnight snacks are the best :)

midnight snacks are the best :)

finding nemo!!! :D

what's the difference between 75 and 83's comments?

Who is supposed to have a social life at 2 AM?

No_imagination 0

What parents are desperate enough to want their child to have a social life at 2:00 am? ._.

immaabeast 8

75 said it twice, and 83 had more meaning behind it...

Lol that sucks fyl

saIty 17

Who wouldn't be excited to get a supreme extra crunchy taco at 2am? Food tastes better late at night.

ConnorBrown36 5

I don't see what's so embarrassing about getting food early in the morning...

theten_fml 9

I do it all the time

MsMeiriona 2

I know. I forget to eat a lot during the day, so I'm always waking up at 2-3am to go make a sandwich or something.

IndiRae 9

Not just hungry either. Frikkin hungry, this shits serious.

You can still have a social life, without sneaking out at 2 in the morning.

Parents are sometimes our worst critics without ever meaning to be.

Awkward if you were trying to sneak out, and your mum trying to sneak back in. Oh wait...

brohamas16 7

rugby all the way bro

The 4th meal!!!

MrPositive 0

I talk to my food. They are much more understanding than- oh what's that? Oh, not now pringle I'm on FML

I'll be your friend OP.

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Ill be your friend

DomoLaDii 8

lolz.... ;)