#1 I think she was trying to sneak out not because of her boyfriend but rather his parents did not know she was there

#1 I think she was sneaking out not because of her boyfriend but rather his parents not knowing she was there.

#5 Think you missed the point there buddy.

Why has 5 been downvoted? This seems like the obvious answer to me. She went to his house late at night while his parents were asleep and then snuck out a bit later on.

Unless I've missed some reference to something

Pretty sure 1 is making a joke that sneaking around and hiding things generally starts fights in relationships. It's pretty obvious that OP was trying to sneak away from the parents, since it says it right in the FML...

With so little info given, I had to guess at the details.

And it was with a switchblade. At approximately 11:56 pm. She was wearing a red coat and black pants.

maybe they didn't want him escaping lol

thats true too

Maybe she came after they'd gone to sleep. Or maybe she parked further away.

Why every woman? Surely it's a good skill for everyone to have

Yes, absolutely everyone should! I only said woman because A) I am one and B) where I live I am surrounded by women who like to play the helpless card who have to have the "big strong man" do things for them. I generally just hate that as an excuse for a lack of self-sufficiency.

Why the hell should I be able to change my oil? The time for an oil change doesn't appear out of nowhere and normally it's done at a car repair shop, at least where I live.

Your right, it's not a necessity, but it does cost a lot less. Where I live an oil change will run you about $35-$45 dollars. I can do it myself for $20. Call me frugal, but to me it's worth the savings.

$20.00? That's cheap. Please tell me filters included...

In Ohio where I live, I can take my vehicle to the dealership and have it changed for under $20, with new filters. How or why does it cost so much?

She might have parked further away and walked to the house specifically because of that risk.

Or she could have been invited over, and the parents went to bed fully trusting she'd leave at a decent time?