Secret unlocked

By Anonymous - 25/01/2010 08:47 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times, he told me, "Why? It feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence, then he then replied, "I'm not gay, I swear." FML
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Dfox 0

she's not a prude because she doesnt want a weiner up her butt. If she is uncomfortable with it, her boyfriend should be understanding..

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Fr0gg13 0

that means he prob a kinky freak that is extremly open with anything sexual. not many ppl understand that and instantly think it's homosexual thing.

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beatyasshead 0

your a stupid dike and your faces are fuc**ng gay

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FYLSLOWLY 0

If he had to swear that he wasn't gay..

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spadesghost 1

If a girl was giving it. what? you think girls can't be perverts? you have a lot to learn ..

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spadesghost 1

yeah, agreed. most people will never understand the biggest erogenous zone is the mind.

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spadesghost 1

watch out! women are better at it!

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SydneyIsabella 0

hahaha OMG(:

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lovecookie1 1

haha this is the funniest FML ive evr read!

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beeboyaxl 2

you're probably loose. that's why he wanted to do you in the butt.

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