Secret unlocked

By Anonymous - 25/01/2010 08:47 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times, he told me, "Why? It feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence, then he then replied, "I'm not gay, I swear." FML
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Dfox 0

she's not a prude because she doesnt want a weiner up her butt. If she is uncomfortable with it, her boyfriend should be understanding..

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Fr0gg13 0

that means he prob a kinky freak that is extremly open with anything sexual. not many ppl understand that and instantly think it's homosexual thing.

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kira1366 0

you sure he's not gay?> kinda sounds like it... just saying ;)

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jeffreebitch 0

vajayjay's gross Dx hehe I would of liked to be one of Jeffrey Dahmers victims ;)

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DalekScythe 0

Cyanide & Happiness moment anyone? :)

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Tekeler 3

FHL he just wants something tight for a change. ur just so loose and unwilling to try things. hope he breaks up with you.

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kenjenkei 32

Wow, I'm sensing some unresolved anus-related rage issues. I'd offer to help, but I'm pretty sure you'd rather just keep randomly insulting strangers on the internet. :)

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BestestMama 6

I would put my finger in his butt :) aha

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WizardJeremy 13

Gay sex envolves anal and if a straight guy says he wants to do anal, then he's either gay or bi because anal was invented by homosexuals, it's the only way homosexuals can have sex

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