Kids, Creepy and Scary: Scared - FML

Scared

By Anonymous - 18/11/2014 23:43 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my self-esteem hit rock bottom when I was intimidated by a 10-year-old. I'm 23. FML

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By Babyface - 02/09/2021 20:01

Today, I've come to accept that I'll likely never be intimidating or taken seriously, because despite being 6'3" and 205 lbs, I have the face of a 12 year-old. I'm 25. FML

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Forever alone

By Anonymous - 04/04/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I'm 23, but my development was starved due to my overprotective parents. My peers never accepted me, even though I tried to find someone to be friends with. To this day, I've been told I come off as creepy by more women than I have fingers on my hands. I feel like a fifteen year-old walking around in a man's body. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 15:51 - United States - West Newton

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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By lifsabtch - 06/01/2013 17:24

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 15:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

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Rise

By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML

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You tried

By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 23:39 - United States

Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML

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By notateen - 13/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

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michaelaranda 28

Wednesday 19 November 2014 9:08

To be completely fair, 10 years olds can be brutal.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 19 November 2014 9:07

I've seen some mean 10 year olds!

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MrDonSalvetti 27

Wednesday 19 November 2014 9:44

Kids can really be cruel nowadays...

SweetasCandy0609 28

Wednesday 19 November 2014 10:01

don't worry OP kids are becoming more cruel these days and I should know I'm a elementary teacher and they have almost no lack of respect which has nothing to do with you but with their parents and the way they are raising them.

enddmd 27

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:21

Do you mean "no respect" or "a lack of respect" perhaps? No lack of respect entails that they are very respectful.

sleepyolivia 14

Wednesday 6 July 2016 23:22

On your profile you have 69 *****. Amazing.

xtm059 11

Wednesday 19 November 2014 10:13

Your forebears fought in Korea and WWII. Grow some balls. You've brought shame upon your family.

Murilirum 23

Wednesday 19 November 2014 10:15

Just know... You don't have a curfew. They do. Stay strong friend!

granCanyon 12

Wednesday 19 November 2014 10:16

Well it doesn't really matter how old he is if he has a gun or a knife. With kids these days you never know what he's gonna do. They don't think about the consequences.

missblove 17

Friday 21 November 2014 1:23

correction, sir. they do not care for the consequences. they think about them, then go "**** it" and do it anyway.

timmeeeee 10

Wednesday 19 November 2014 11:04

On the bright side, your self esteem wont go any lower.

AHSFan 11

Wednesday 19 November 2014 11:30

Sorry to hear about the 10 year old OP but hey, you can drive :)

0ss 12

Wednesday 19 November 2014 12:21

Don't worry Op, 10 year olds might have you down now, but you'll have the last laugh when they hit puberty. Payback, rather, pimples are a bitch.

5secondsofvvifi 21

Wednesday 19 November 2014 12:40

If we're being honest here, I get scared by everyone. When I'm walking I seem to think everyone wants to kill me. Or if I'm in school I don't even speak to anyone besides my friends.

HairIsEverything 15

Wednesday 19 November 2014 19:31

Uhm, ok..........

_liam_72_ 10

Wednesday 19 November 2014 12:51

Ten year olds are scary man.... It's okay

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