Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
  Reyo  |  2

That's when you show her your wedding ring since you CLEARLY had the baby when you were married, and thus responsible enough to have one and not with some possible fleeting romance, right?

  SpicyDuck  |  22

Your early 20's is a perfect time to start raising a family. That way you don't have to leave your, hopefully, secure job later on. your kids will be old enough to be taken care of by others while you can provide them with a future.

  infaith  |  5

Amen 284.... And they said the old were wise... all the old woman did was criticized, and assumed... the old woman is a sturborn bitch IMO. you did nothing wrong OP :)

  kat12856  |  4

Reyo - You're just as bad as the old lady. Fuck you. You don't know her situation and even if you did, you have no right to judge what's right or wrong.

By  Person1233  |  12

Should have kicked the bitch down, then do a choke-hold on her neck with your legs.

Or ignored her and continued on with your day. You probably would have forgot about it within ... an hour..?

  go_rangers  |  0

There is more than one type of memory. There are people with brain lesions or surgery (google HM) that cannot form new memories about facts, so if you meet him and leave the room and come back in, he will have no memory of having met you before. But their procedural memory is intact... they can remember how to do things.

HM learned to play the piano after his surgeries, even though he didn't remember ever being taught how to play the piano. I'd imagine the goldfish phenomenon is similar. :)

  JTMan95  |  0

Chuck Norris beat the Mona Lisa in a staring contest. (I made that up)

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in three moves.

  avoidthegirl  |  6

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all time. It helped him win the World Series of Poker despite holding just a joker, a get out of jail free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs and a green #4 from the game Uno.

  TheQuiet  |  2

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.