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By username - 31/07/2011 22:19 - United States

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Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could've dented the chassis." FML
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CryMoreFMLs 14

Why men are more worried about cars then girls I don't know. Doesn't make sense to me.

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sbuxchica0918 0

I'd be mad too cars aren't meant to be sat on, good way to dent the hood with your fat ass

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wildcramsta 0

Either your ass ugly or your boyfriend is gay

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iWrestle149 4

you mean the hood of his car?... yeah, I'd be mad too if my gf did that to my truck!

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Mitchiepoo62 0

...the chassis is under the car.... He's a moron, for both not spreading thoughs legs and talking about denting the chassis

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Greggorio 0

I guess he would be a freaking fool because you can't dying the chassis by laying on the good...

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johnnyjb 0

next time tell your boy friend he's a ******* idiot... sitting on the hood will do nothing to the chassie

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kaleonsmama 0

you are a dumb bitch and he is dumber than u

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ergo_sum 8

Lesson learnt: Don't date guys who obsess over cars as an excuse for a lack of personality.

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horneyhic 15

does that mean girls who obsess of clothing or jewelry have no personality to

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sniperxz 0

what kind of car was it

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