Run!

By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
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haw008 14

Your "rep" won't matter when you're dead.

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stuth186 7

At least they were only chasing you, you can't outrun a bullet

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2ndSucks 15

I saw the words 'dared' and 'rep' then hit YDI.

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krysxkatastrophe 14

So you're going to put yourself in danger to keep your reputation? Is it really worth it? Get new friends if you have to maintain a reputation to keep the ones you have!

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JadedJarOfHearts 3

Why were you on my reservation in the first place?!?!

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eastsidesoldier 7

U shoulda called me over I woulda tooken care of that :) mexican style

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mdtdnb 7

I just like the fact you tried to act all tough and ended hittin a kid in the nuts with a football. lmao...priceless.

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perdix 29

They probably just wanted to share their beer with you. A direct nutshot get mad propz in the hood. I hope they had high-quality, tasty beer and not swill like Bud Light.

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FYLDeep 25

Hey, Bud Light ain't so bad. It has a tolerable taste, it will get you drunk if you drink enough of it, and it doesn't give you a hangover. There's plenty of worse beers you could drink, Natty Ice for example.

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perdix 29

Maybe, but it's not Leinenkugel's or anything from New Glarus. Amirite, amirite or amirite?

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FYLDeep 25

Leinenkugel's Oktoberfest beer is pretty damn good IMO. I haven't had much for some of the more pricey varieties of beer though.

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post12 0

No you're not ******* right! Bud light is a nice lady! Treat her as such!

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drawmesunshine 17

Bud Light is piss. I'd go for a Corona or a Fat Tire.

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drawmesunshine 17

It's better than Bud Light.

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slushpup9696 12

Root Beer, bitches.

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FrankHotpants 31

Thugs are pretty bad but when they're bald, have no shirts, and don't eat carbs...then that's even worst.

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