By scarred - United States
  Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
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  fed_life  |  0

wtf is wrong with people... who would want a mental picture of their parents fuckin.. seriously.. ok yeah they do it.. but fucked if i want to have that mental image.. and seeing ur mother in a skippy dress is just weird.. and if it was my mum, its just wrong... FYI, if u enjoy listening to ur parents goin at it, go join them...
this is a FML...

  clumsylittleme  |  11

people know there parents have sex. it's the fact that she heard it. for the first time is worst. and she saw her mom in a skimpy dress. right there most people would be grosses out.

By  zee209  |  0

Not an FML...You're parents still have sex, so that means they still have a healthy, happy relationship. Would you rather them divorce? Moron...

I don't know why so many FMLs are about parents having sex...I know you don't want to hear them, but you're parents do still have sex..

  emery52  |  0

If there are that many FMLs about it, then it obviously bugs people. I hate how many people respond to this "OMG IT'S NOT AN FML", yes. It is. It's disturbing and gross. You wouldn't want your parents to hear YOU having sex so YOU don't want to hear your parents having sex. It's only logical. Stop being a prat.

  TheNewGuy03  |  28

7 -- it's strange and kinda fucked up, and you're totally right. I guess it does some shit to your brain after you have an argument, because I have had some of the most earth-shattering sex and utterly blissful orgasms right after a disagreement.

By  metheonlyb  |  17

Why so much hue and cry about parents having sex. Yeah it does sound awkward but please they are humans and they are couples. They too need some loving! Let them have it.
But yeah this one is a bit of FML. Esp the way OP's mum came and asked if something was wrong.