Today, I was talking to my best friend's brother after we drunkenly hooked up last night. I've had a crush on him for over a year. He ended up interrupting himself and said, "Please don't tell anyone about this. I don't want anyone to think we're dating or anything." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML
Today, my best friend, who I've had serious feelings for for over a year, decided to tell everyone that he hasn't gotten laid in almost two years. When I told him that he was lying, he responded with, "No, I'm not. Who could I possibly have slept with?" We hooked up six months ago. Three times. FML
Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML
Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, after a few of my friends decided to drink last night, and my best friend ended up getting very drunk and confessing to my boyfriend that she loves him, her brother came over and gave me a lecture about responsibilities. I don't know what's worse, the lecture or the fact that her brother is my boyfriend. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML
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WCARlover 35
Your drunken hookup didn't turn into a fairytale ending? Huh.
Pink185054 16
Well you did drunkenly hook up so what did you expect was going to happen?
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Comments (67)
_HeavyMetal 10
He isnt worth it. Trust me
iSnipeFatPeople 18
You slept with him in a drunken mishap too? Golly, does that boy get around.
illusong 16
You should of said "don't worry I was thinking the same thing"
coldwithinme 14
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Pink185054 16
Well you did drunkenly hook up so what did you expect was going to happen?
swanheart 35
Are you saying a drunken fumble isn't the way to meet your soulmate? :o
JMichael 26
It's possible but not the most logical way anyway.
pedinhuh 23
I dunno, would you hook up and start a relationship with a person that you could only get laid with after being shit-faced?
julianbozikovic 20
I hope the feelings flew out the window OP, I'm sure there's someone better for you!
WCARlover 35
Your drunken hookup didn't turn into a fairytale ending? Huh.
tygerarmy 35
The best way to a fairy tale ending is to be on the same page from the "Once upon a time." Otherwise you just end up giving a fairy tale "happy ending."
Miss_Chevious 37
he sounds like the epitome of drunken mistake ditch him. now
Miss_Whipped 43
I feel like this is what happens when people grab a thesaurus and start replacing words instead of being clear with the original thought.
feven 32
This might end up being good for you. I mean what friend wants their best friend sleeping with their brother anyways
cheeeksss 29
Ross, Chandler, and Monica suddenly popped into my head.
mrmcleod 29
What would it matter? One of my friends asked my sister out but she declined. Had they gone out it wouldn't have bothered me because obviously I like him because he's MY FRIEND!
Mauskau 36
My sister's best friend asked for permission to see my brother, and when my sister pointed out that she'd be coming over to see my brother and not her, she said she wouldn't start seeing him. They've been together 5 years now and they still argue.
mct_1087 27
He shouldn't play with your emotions like that. That's just a horrible thing to do. FYL OP. Hopefully you'll find someone better.
JustinJK 21
"drunken hookup" I participate in drunken hookups frequently and there's never an expectation for a relationship. I call them an uber and hardly ever remember their names. If you want a relationship with someone, hooking up with them drunkenly is not the way to go. She's just as responsible as he is.
photographer49 22
#10 if they hooked up while they were drunk I don't know what OP was expecting but a relationship should not have been it
PNiggZ 19
Then that was a year some other guy watched and crushed on you while you chased some asshole
VeganDarkLight 31
What?
mrmcleod 29
#11 I feel like there's a story here.
littleteapot 21
#11 Who hurt you?
Mauskau 36
He's saying that during the year of OP liking this guy, someone else possibly liked OP and could've been turned down because they weren't this guy, or just never tried.
lil_ham1644 29
Yeah it's the story line to every rom com/hallmark movie. Just without the life threatening disease.
pugpuggy 21
Don't take it personally op. You aren't going out and he doesn't want rumours.