Run!

By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
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haw008 14

Your "rep" won't matter when you're dead.

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stuth186 7

At least they were only chasing you, you can't outrun a bullet

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jaredofmo 22

At least you lived!

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crashley21 10

Seriously? Peer pressure like that is so dumb. No one is going to think less of you for not wanting to risk your life. If they do, maybe they should walk with you.

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DRoCC401 0

What an idiot you are...

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staypon 0

Looks like your rep ran out with you. LOL

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luvlyric 5

Wow. Let's have a reputation for being an idiot. Loser.

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OfficeNinja 5

Did you kick the ball hard enough that it was three thugs instead of four, or not hard enough so it was three instead of two? Those were fake thugs - a real G would have had a gun. Can't outrun lead!

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kitsune3 20

Wth does that have to do with anything, idiot? Since when does the place of residence affect a person's rep or whether or not they have one? Grow up.

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