Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a skinhead sucker-punched me in the gut, grabbed my football, and ran away, giggling like a maniac. FML
Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Today, my face got intimate with several plywood boards, and I suffered lacerations and bruising. I told my friends I got the wounds from taking a few guys down in a bar fight. Now they're dragging me out into a rough part of town to give them "muscle" while they try to score some crack. FML
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML
Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
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haw008 14
Your "rep" won't matter when you're dead.
stuth186 7
At least they were only chasing you, you can't outrun a bullet
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Comments (177)
batman1024 0
wow..... I hope you feel retarded
dumblonde76 3
the things people do for "rep". hey, just to let you know, in the real grown up world, the only person's opinion of you that counts, is YOURS
krazy_guera23 0
This is highly unlikely a rough part in oregon where? And thugs? come to my home town its called juarez chihuahua. Thats a rough part with thugs. If it is real YDI for being just generally stupid. (doubt it is though)
FrankHotpants 31
Chihuahua huh...born there.
R3NZO 0
Well u made a post about it, so u made it home at least. Lol
sweetangelgal 3
lol. Atleast u still alive :p
mea_iloveskiing 26
Don't mess with edward cullen
kulliken 5
Don't worry their abs were probably spray on anyway
leadman1989 15
You're not running for your life you're running for your asshole... ok maybe your life too.
KiddNYC1O 20
He's also running from getting a new asshole.
HappyJello 7
Why do you care so much for your "rep"?
baden18830 5
rofl if you have a "rep" then you aren't the kind of guy that says "my rep". in fact based on your saying that I'd say you're just a fag and a tool. grow up