By texasrose921 - 26/01/2015 11:29 - United States - Momence
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Hi, I wrote this FML. Have any of you ever seen an older friend of the family you haven't seen in a while? They've most likely said something like, "Oh, how you've grown!" Or given you a compliment, and then given you a hug or patted you on the head. That's what happened with this guy. He was commenting on a compliment my dad gave me, and decided to pat my face, like a much older uncle would. It wasn't in any weird, predator way. But it was gross. And yes I scrubbed my face with anti-bacterial soap right after.
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Sharing is caring! (I've never been tempted to wipe my face with hand sanitizer but under such circumstances...)
How about if the OP just squirts that same sanitizer in the guy's hands and says, "Here, have some hand lotion." If he calls her out that it's not actual lotion, act like you must have gotten the bottles mixed up. Better than him contaminating everything he touches in her house, right?
Do you normally randomly squirt lotion into other people's hands? That's a fairly strange habit..
Normally? No. Would I in this situation? You better believe I would!
He probably did not wipe, not as bad as it could have been.
Oh god i'm so sorry, thats horrendous! Hope you took a looooong shower after ...
#3 then why comment?
Then why dislike?
Because no one likes redundant commentary.
Did you wash your face after? Hope it's yes.
Scrub your face for a good hour!
Then put hand sanitizer on your face.
That pun is a shit overused...
OP was probably a little shocked and caught off-guard that by the time he realized what happened it was already too late.
OP probably wouldn't be able to do much, but rub his face look his dads friend in the face and say I know what you did!!!
More like "what you didn't do".
I would scrub my face with soap until I couldn't feel it anymore.
While I agree it's gross not to wash your hands after using the restroom, I think everyone's comments are a little extreme. It's not like he touched inside the toilet bowl. OP doesn't need to jump off a bridge or grow new face skin or anything drastic like that. Unless he did touch inside the toilet bowl. Then you can definitely go jump off that bridge.
#48 Everyone is freaking out because we are under the assumption that the dude wiped himself after the dump - except he didn't wash his hands. So he had shitty hands and then touched OP's face, which is disgusting.
You should come out of the bathroom with Nutella on your hand and pat him on the face with it
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I'm afraid an acid bath is the only way.
Scrub your face for a good hour!