Intimacy: Rejection erection

Rejection erection

By paidback - 25/12/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML

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You deserved it 83 297

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By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

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You deserved it 24 981

Denied

By Anonymous - 30/08/2023 22:00

Today, I started coming on to my girlfriend, only to get a nasty rejection. I told her I would just go jerk off, to which she replied, "Don't you dare!" FML

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You deserved it 124

How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 02:01

Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML

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You deserved it 344

By Anonymous - 24/01/2017 20:00

Today, my hand fell asleep while I was masturbating. My own body rejected me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 842

You deserved it 1 599

Waste of time

By I'mmessedup - 29/09/2021 22:59

Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 116

You deserved it 532

By SuperJesus - 01/02/2009 10:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 440

You deserved it 8 068

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 21:34 - Netherlands - Tilburg

Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a copy of War and Peace. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 467

You deserved it 4 669

By notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

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You deserved it 8 122

Last trip

By cap - 09/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I had sex with my wife only to be told that the sex was horrible and to be given divorce papers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 231

You deserved it 304

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 681

You deserved it 10 543

caancoha 0

Friday 25 December 2009 9:10

How do you not deserve this? "Treat others as you would like to be treated." Go luck your wounded manhood.

Heartside 0

Friday 25 December 2009 9:29

Seriously. Wow. You deserved that. Good for her.

Comments

ryte1 1

Wednesday 30 December 2009 2:27

One word.... OWNED!

neverStopLaughin 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 7:30

BURN!!!!!! :)

onceuponapenis 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 7:52

that's when you realize you never deny a woman for sex...unless your gay, or have a small dick...-

Briing_iit_on 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 1:07

YDI what kind of moron rejects sex and then asks for it right after? dumbass..

TheDoors_fml 2

Thursday 31 December 2009 5:38

YDI. Your wife rocks! Hahaha. :) What goes around, comes around.

onnielief 4

Friday 1 January 2010 10:54

You so deserved that one!

kimstirk 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 16:09

haha, genius i congratulate your partner.

leadrunner751 3

Wednesday 6 January 2010 5:21

ydi accept her sex invite

hatemylife6 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 22:05

YDI , youu really thinnk thaat she wouuld say yes after youu said no ? youur dumbass .

hawaii_love 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 22:48

you're an asshole and your wife is awesome. hahahahahahha.

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Today, I filled a bag full of Beer Cheese soup. Set it on the passenger seat to take home. Got home to realize the bag was leaking. The passenger seat and floor are covered in soup. My car is new. FML

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Today, I was texting my boyfriend, making plans to see him tomorrow. He ended the conversation by saying "I'm changing my sheets tomorrow, so take a shower." FML

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