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By Anonymous / Saturday 20 October 2012 04:03 / United States
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No offense but I am guessing you guys are clueless as to the meaning of "Once bitten, twice shy". It actually fits this Fml quite nicely.

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38- Once bitten twice shy means when you have an unpleasant experience you tend to try and avoid putting yourself in situations that may result in a similar experience. It actually relates rather well to this FML.

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I do the same. I set it on the closest trim setting and there is practically no hair left, and no razor burn unlike shaving. I've also had no blood from it, also unlike shaving.

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I once used shaving cream, a razor (guarded of course) and scissors. Always pay full attention! Shaving cream in a cut on your sack is beyond painful.

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Mine too. I didn't know it was possible for my lady bits to sink deeper into my body. But they found their way!

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*or a guy, I'm sure you meant to say. I'm glad you mentioned this. . . I have two separate cringes in store depending on the OP's gender. It seems that 90+% of FMLs include the OP's gender, and the rest are where it's relevant.

Especially with hair clippers. OP incase you decide to try this again (which I highly doubt) just get it professionally waxed or trimmed.

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I envision peters desk fan shaver with all the razor blades on it and he slashes his face all over the mirror. Haha.

Being as its pretty scary getting that intimate with the clippers, shouldn't you have used the guards?!!! Oooouch!!

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