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By Anonymous - United States - Ypsilanti
  Today, I bought professional hair clippers to shave down below, thinking it would be safer than using a razor. Let's just say the bathroom now looks like a murder scene, and it's going to be a while before I have sex again. FML
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Coherence dude, do you have it?

Walk on the wild side

Dodged a bullet

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  Llama_Face89  |  33

38- Once bitten twice shy means when you have an unpleasant experience you tend to try and avoid putting yourself in situations that may result in a similar experience. It actually relates rather well to this FML.

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  blackpuddle  |  30

I do the same. I set it on the closest trim setting and there is practically no hair left, and no razor burn unlike shaving. I've also had no blood from it, also unlike shaving.

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  UberNova  |  18

I once used shaving cream, a razor (guarded of course) and scissors. Always pay full attention! Shaving cream in a cut on your sack is beyond painful.

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  perdix  |  29

*or a guy, I'm sure you meant to say.

I'm glad you mentioned this. . . I have two separate cringes in store depending on the OP's gender.

It seems that 90+% of FMLs include the OP's gender, and the rest are where it's relevant.

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