FML : Today, I bought professional hair clippers to shave down below, thinking it would be safer than using a razor. Let's just say the bathroom now looks like...

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Today, I bought professional hair clippers to shave down below, thinking it would be safer than using a razor. Let's just say the bathroom now looks like a murder scene, and it's going to be a while before I have sex again. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 20 October 2012 04:03 / United States - Ypsilanti

Intimacy

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By Cavebone | 5

#5062008 - Saturday 20 October 2012 12:09

Just wondering if you're a girl our guy do I can grimace accordingly

By stronghand0331 | 17

#5062013 - Saturday 20 October 2012 12:12

How uncoordinated does one have to be to take multiple gouges out of ones important bits with an electric shaver?

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By icemand90 | 15

#5062001 - Saturday 20 October 2012 12:05

LOL thats terrible!, once bitten twice shy?...

AwesomePdudE | 9

#5062126 - Saturday 20 October 2012 01:58

No.

beachchick9498 | 5

#5062261 - Saturday 20 October 2012 03:32

How the heck does that even relate to the FML?

Codezlol | 21

#5062451 - Saturday 20 October 2012 04:41

No offense but I am guessing you guys are clueless as to the meaning of "Once bitten, twice shy". It actually fits this Fml quite nicely.

Llama_Face89 | 33

#5063060 - Saturday 20 October 2012 07:30

38- Once bitten twice shy means when you have an unpleasant experience you tend to try and avoid putting yourself in situations that may result in a similar experience. It actually relates rather well to this FML.

By kirby1964 | 16

#5062003 - Saturday 20 October 2012 12:06

Ok, I use a simple beard trimmer myself. They do not cost very much and do a good job. No blood so far.

RedPillSucks | 30

#5062112 - Saturday 20 October 2012 01:52

Tmi would be if he said a guy with a beard trims it

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5062140 - Saturday 20 October 2012 02:14

21, nice visual, the thought of that made me laugh!!

hawright | 13

#5062173 - Saturday 20 October 2012 02:36

3- I do the same thing. It is much cheaper and I haven't been cut yet.

blackpuddle | 30

#5062549 - Saturday 20 October 2012 05:06

I do the same. I set it on the closest trim setting and there is practically no hair left, and no razor burn unlike shaving. I've also had no blood from it, also unlike shaving.

Tuffay | 14

#5062630 - Saturday 20 October 2012 05:34

Pic or it didn't happen. ;-)

kissandcontrol01 | 20

#5063653 - Sunday 21 October 2012 12:27

That's not too tmi.... TMI would be if he said he uses the beard trimmer for face and crotch

MissCharlotte_fml | 26

#5611057 - Saturday 3 August 2013 09:29

He said exactly that, 76. Just... subtly.

By Comet_Candy | 23

#5062004 - Saturday 20 October 2012 12:08

Just reading this FML made my genitals hurt... Hope you recover quickly, OP!

foshizzle82 | 7

#5062016 - Saturday 20 October 2012 12:19

Mine too! My vajajay cringed lol

UberNova | 18

#5062028 - Saturday 20 October 2012 12:28

I once used shaving cream, a razor (guarded of course) and scissors. Always pay full attention! Shaving cream in a cut on your sack is beyond painful.

firegirl1993 | 19

#5064819 - Sunday 21 October 2012 09:13

Mine too. I didn't know it was possible for my lady bits to sink deeper into my body. But they found their way!

By Cavebone | 5

#5062008 - Saturday 20 October 2012 12:09

Just wondering if you're a girl our guy do I can grimace accordingly

perdix | 29

#5062064 - Saturday 20 October 2012 01:08

*or a guy, I'm sure you meant to say. I'm glad you mentioned this. . . I have two separate cringes in store depending on the OP's gender. It seems that 90+% of FMLs include the OP's gender, and the rest are where it's relevant.