By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 04:03 - United States - Ypsilanti

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Today, I bought professional hair clippers to shave down below, thinking it would be safer than using a razor. Let's just say the bathroom now looks like a murder scene, and it's going to be a while before I have sex again. FML
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Cavebone 5
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Just wondering if you're a girl our guy do I can grimace accordingly

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stronghand0331 17
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How uncoordinated does one have to be to take multiple gouges out of ones important bits with an electric shaver?

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icemand90 17
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LOL thats terrible!, once bitten twice shy?...

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beachchick9498 5
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How the heck does that even relate to the FML?

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Codezlol 21
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No offense but I am guessing you guys are clueless as to the meaning of "Once bitten, twice shy". It actually fits this Fml quite nicely.

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Llama_Face89 33
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38- Once bitten twice shy means when you have an unpleasant experience you tend to try and avoid putting yourself in situations that may result in a similar experience. It actually relates rather well to this FML.

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kirby1964 20
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Ok, I use a simple beard trimmer myself. They do not cost very much and do a good job. No blood so far.

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RedPillSucks 31
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Tmi would be if he said a guy with a beard trims it

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ShyAnn29 14
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21, nice visual, the thought of that made me laugh!!

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hawright 13
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3- I do the same thing. It is much cheaper and I haven't been cut yet.

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blackpuddle 30
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I do the same. I set it on the closest trim setting and there is practically no hair left, and no razor burn unlike shaving. I've also had no blood from it, also unlike shaving.

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Tuffay 14
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Pic or it didn't happen. ;-)

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kissandcontrol01 20
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That's not too tmi.... TMI would be if he said he uses the beard trimmer for face and crotch

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MissCharlotte_fml 26
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He said exactly that, 76. Just... subtly.

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Comet_Candy 23
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Just reading this FML made my genitals hurt... Hope you recover quickly, OP!

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foshizzle82 7
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Mine too! My vajajay cringed lol

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UberNova 18
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I once used shaving cream, a razor (guarded of course) and scissors. Always pay full attention! Shaving cream in a cut on your sack is beyond painful.

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firegirl1993 21
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Mine too. I didn't know it was possible for my lady bits to sink deeper into my body. But they found their way!

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Cavebone 5
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Just wondering if you're a girl our guy do I can grimace accordingly

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perdix 29
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*or a guy, I'm sure you meant to say. I'm glad you mentioned this. . . I have two separate cringes in store depending on the OP's gender. It seems that 90+% of FMLs include the OP's gender, and the rest are where it's relevant.

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love_me_electric 20
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Doesn't matter if OP's a guy or girl, either image is horrifying

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RussianFox 13
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Especially with hair clippers. OP incase you decide to try this again (which I highly doubt) just get it professionally waxed or trimmed.

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stronghand0331 17
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How uncoordinated does one have to be to take multiple gouges out of ones important bits with an electric shaver?

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Dracoboxer357 35
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7- Says the girl to the determined guy with Parkinson's. ;P

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RedPillSucks 31
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It only takes one nick

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michaeljcaboose 7
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I envision Peter Griffin "shaving" Quagmire's cat lol

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onlychildFTW 33
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I envision peters desk fan shaver with all the razor blades on it and he slashes his face all over the mirror. Haha.

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chatwithstar 7
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If it was your first time shaving, then that really sucks.

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Llamacod 11
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but if they've shaved a dozen times it doesn't??

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vde_fml 15
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Waxing my dear, waxing.

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kay71095 9
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Do you know how bad waxing hurts there?! It's beyond painful for me, and I bleed from it.

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mpalmiter 0
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Obviously waxing hurts 81, but I would rather "suck it up" than end up with a bloody, sexless mess

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TimmaysRoXy 9
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Being as its pretty scary getting that intimate with the clippers, shouldn't you have used the guards?!!! Oooouch!!

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bigbear412 3
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dont you watch blue mountain state??

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damiencye 3
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Love that show

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vintage3113 6
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PARTY AT THE GOATHOUSE!

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