Today, a student came in late to class, and there were only a couple of seats available. I waved her over offering her the seat beside me with the quip, "It's OK, you can sit by me. I don't smell or anything." I realized after she sat down that she actually did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my friend to come sit next to me in class. I pulled out the chair next to me. Coincidentally, she started to sit at that same moment. Now both she and my teacher are convinced I did it on purpose, and they want to have a talk with my parents. FML
Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked, "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being a smart ass said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk… and me. FML
Today, a woman who badly needed to change her incontinence pad sat next to me on the bus. I could smell it through my mask. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
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flockz 20
"oh i'm sorry! that seat is actually reserved for someone who doesn't smell like ass. i see a seat in the back corner perfect for you."
Karma_apoc 8
Yes, I know what it's like to smell horrible. She could either not use deoderant or have what I have, hyper hydrosis. With it you sweat no matter WHAT, even with clinical strength deods, pills, powders, everything. Even the surgery to suck out the extra sweat glands rarely works. Teens who go through it like me have a horrible time.
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To_Die_For 7
If this was college then I would say being a college student you tend to be poor and partying a lot. One off those is the reason she smells.
finished 10
Hey she might not have smelled nice but she could have been a really nice person... Hey karma's gonna reward you though for that one :)
finished 10
Why the hell did I write hey twice I don't even remember writing hey twice...
downtime 13
If the theory of Karma applies in such a way that a positive action with a negative attitude can result in a positive reward then I don't like how that shitty system works. This person did something nice, then bitched about it behind the individuals back. This to me is not worthy of some kind of reward...
fap5v 2
Hey
kickboxingchick 5
Some people can't help their smell. Deodorant doesn't always work. Everyone has their own smell. Everyone here is saying "Oh, I hate smelly people!" . Well, you don't know the person and they could be very nice. Put yourself in that girls shoes for a day.
LolCakes111 7
(If this is a double post, I apologize, 1st one didn't appear.) 1stly, No Good Deed goes Unpunished...hehehe. 2ndly, just because she smells doesn't instantly mean she has one of the best personalities in the world. For all you know, she could be a bitch. But then again, she could be just normal or have a nice personality. You've got to stop assuming that all the "hot" people are bitches, and that all the "ugly" (in the Beholder's eye) or "weird" people have the best personality in the world. It CAN go both ways.
Bumblebee4ever21 0
Ouch.....at least you were nice (:
N8George 9
YDI for comin up with such a dumbass quip.
hateevryone 15
well at least you were being generous. but she needs to use more deodorant or something.
SexyQueen0905 24
You can always rub Vicks under your nose!
shots1996 8
Maybe its just a today thang. Dont be to harsh she may have ran her ass off to get there