Today, a student came in late to class, and there were only a couple of seats available. I waved her over offering her the seat beside me with the quip, "It's OK, you can sit by me. I don't smell or anything." I realized after she sat down that she actually did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my friend to come sit next to me in class. I pulled out the chair next to me. Coincidentally, she started to sit at that same moment. Now both she and my teacher are convinced I did it on purpose, and they want to have a talk with my parents. FML
Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked, "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being a smart ass said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk… and me. FML
Today, a woman who badly needed to change her incontinence pad sat next to me on the bus. I could smell it through my mask. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
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flockz 20
"oh i'm sorry! that seat is actually reserved for someone who doesn't smell like ass. i see a seat in the back corner perfect for you."
Karma_apoc 8
Yes, I know what it's like to smell horrible. She could either not use deoderant or have what I have, hyper hydrosis. With it you sweat no matter WHAT, even with clinical strength deods, pills, powders, everything. Even the surgery to suck out the extra sweat glands rarely works. Teens who go through it like me have a horrible time.
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Comments (112)
bobbyfmaul 2
Carry fabreeze everywhere and when u see ppl like that spray them down
HiddenMonkey 8
I live in Louisiana. This fml doesn't help Louisiana at all.
blainedownforit 0
Like we don't have enough shit to deal with in this ****** up state. It really makes me sad.
natashax21 5
If it's any consolation, hurricane season is over..... :)
OfficeNinja 5
True, but it makes Mississippi look great - and that is VERY hard to do! Only Louisiana can do that. It is your states secret ninja power.
meanmachine888 0
Well that was a big slap in the face by God
thelifeofbritni 0
Well, maybe you should always pack extra deodorant and gum and have it magically slip into the other person's bag.
bigtaytay 13
Being nice only gets u into shitty situations these days
causticgirl 6
You couldn't have seen that coming. But you did a nice thing
Brainspoil 2
I bet she's butch.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Because it only happens to butch leabians, right? It can happen to anyone, moron.
SpeshulK 0
Better than her saying "I don't bite or anything"
Dflips 0
Why is that an FML...
rubberduckie94 13
i was friends with a girl who had that disease. the other kids put her through hell. keep your chin up karma apoc