Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML
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Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML
Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
Today, my parents, my aunt, and her husband went out to dinner. Once there, my aunt told us that she was pregnant. Out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML
Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML
Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
Today, I was tying my hair up when my dad rubbed my stomach and asked how his grandchild was doing. He knows I'm not pregnant and that I've been trying really hard to lose weight. FML
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Top comments
vballcutie08 6
I've never been brave enough to ask, I was afraid I'd get an answer like this one..
bellakaykid 6
Yes, that counts.
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Comments (97)
ardencred 7
they planned to get drunk, so yes you were a planned baby
RayanneY 0
I'm a bit confused here. If you werent planned, your mom wouldve not had you, but what your dad said was very cruel.
heresjuju 2
Take aborted fetuses, load then into a gun, and launch them at him while screaming "THESE WERE MISTAKES TOO!!!"
kim_lolz97 8
I do believe, that most or all of us on this planet were accidents. Half the people that commented said they were. My siblings and I are accidents also. But my parents love me and I'm glad i have them.
OurLadySorrow 3
I think pretty much half of the world's children are mistakes... You shouldn't have asked.
icic6772 0
I think it might
kduubb 7
I feel your pain op..
alipod 11
the most stupid question ever!!! ydi op. you wanted to be in their wish list before even they had sex? I really don't understand this question!!! you are their son and they are raising you. so, stop thinking like a cat!!! wtf
MissyBoo13 0
It always counts.
Mistery510 6
your stupid for asking that