Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML
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Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML
Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
Today, my parents, my aunt, and her husband went out to dinner. Once there, my aunt told us that she was pregnant. Out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML
Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML
Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
Today, I was tying my hair up when my dad rubbed my stomach and asked how his grandchild was doing. He knows I'm not pregnant and that I've been trying really hard to lose weight. FML
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Top comments
vballcutie08 6
I've never been brave enough to ask, I was afraid I'd get an answer like this one..
bellakaykid 6
Yes, that counts.
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Comments (97)
cheer4ever96 8
I'm sorry. :( your dad shouldn't have said that at all.
SoSolidSingh 2
Just look at it this way: They kept you So clearly you wernt an accident!!
gbreck 0
How pleasant...
Ray_of_midnight 22
"Unplanned" doesn't necessarily mean "unwanted", and even a lot of parents who didn't think they wanted kids, or didn't think themselves capable of raising a child, nonetheless rise to the occasion and love their children and raise them well. If you've grown to the age where you can ask that question and get an honest answer, and never doubted that your parents loved you, you had a more fortunate childhood and better parents than many.
PapSmearNinja 4
hell yah that counts! alcohol + drugs + party. . sometimes = baby¡¡¡¡
CrazyGirl445 4
I was planned its just they got me when both of them were wasted on my dads birthday.
kalekla 1
That's sucks seriously. Just picture this, my mom and my two aunts all pregnant at the same time all three of us were due the same day. Ewwww. Although when we graduated high school they were talking about a trip to WI that happened 18 years ago, even more sick!!!!!! They arnt hiding it!!!!!
ijrnelson 0
to be honest I don't care if I was planned or not, most kids are happy accidents. more important that you are loved.
CrazyManNo9 29
I was the fourth of eight. I don't think Mom knew what "planning" meant. LMAO!
random_acc_name 5
You totally deserved this. Why do people even ask questions like this?