Health, Insects, Fear and Painful: Power washed out

Power washed out

By jokada - 10/05/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, while power washing my deck, a bee flew and landed on my leg. Thinking I'd just wash it away before it could sting me, I aimed the power washer nozzle at the bee. A bee sting isn't nearly as painful as power washing your leg. FML

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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By where's the epipen - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Tampa

Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By life_sucks - 16/01/2010 18:46 - New Zealand

Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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By frankkathy - 26/07/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

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By Rekt - 10/11/2016 05:40 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML

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By bees - 09/10/2014 06:51 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 20:08 - United States - Hobart

Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML

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Invasion

By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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Eresbel 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:27

Yeah... that was pretty much YDI.

boomBOOMshake 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:30

Wow. That is a YDI, but I would have done the same thing.

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Eresbel 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:27

Yeah... that was pretty much YDI.

spez86 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:16

stupid bitch ! look what it does to concrete driveways haha hope you learned actully do it again

lovelydefiance89 0

Monday 22 March 2010 18:15

Wow, to someone that has all the smart comments, grammar and spelling seem to elude you.

IscoreOnU 19

Monday 14 January 2013 14:39

Red: Dumbass!

Satoyuki 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:27

Very smart.

cbeaith 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:27

what's with all the FMLs about both bees and fatties eating disgusting things lately?

thefuckingmaggot 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:28

I've done that before, on my foot, hurts like hell.

spez86 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:18

BTW it's pressure washing

Metzler31 17

Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:50

Shut up no it isn't. I own one and it's called a power washer. And my dad's friend tried to powerwash his foot; tore the skin right off of it.

iluffmcrandbvb 1

Wednesday 16 March 2011 12:14

EAGLEEEES FANNNNN!!!!!! yayyy

darebear331 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:47

same here i have a big scar because it was a powerful machine

jayqwe2 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 9:57

you are supposed to at least point it at an angle where the water stream isn't coming at full force inflicting pain on your leg, but i haven't tried before so i could be wrong

desoto96 9

Friday 21 September 2012 22:10

You guys are both retarded. Both names are often used for it. Just like theres more then one name for a pizza. East siders call it a pie.

chewebb 8

Wednesday 18 March 2015 2:02

You're an idiot.

lycania 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:28

Haha dumbass. bees wont sting you unless you aggravate them. move out the way next time

emily4040 18

Thursday 19 June 2014 4:24

Move out of the way of what? The bee was on his leg...

ellis_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:29

You're an idiot.

boomBOOMshake 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:30

Wow. That is a YDI, but I would have done the same thing.

too_much_fun 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:30

Actually bee stings hurt like mad and still smart a while after it happens, so powerwashing it off was a safe bet i'd say.

pozmc 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 23:26

actually I know someone who accidently ran a powerwasher across their toes and it cut her skin down to the bone

lolwhat_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:31

What does 'powerwashing' mean ?!

thirdbase1733 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 5:45

retard. google it you four year old

Guido25897 4

Monday 12 September 2011 0:31

It's a really powerful water hose.

Soparot 29

Thursday 3 December 2015 20:24

Pretty sure this was sarcasm

WIDRR 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:31

#3 there is no food in this FML you moron. OP yeah that musta hurt, although i can understand how you just thought for a split second, oh ill just spray it away..