By orangediva - 18/09/2016 17:16 - Australia - Subiaco

Today, whilst at work as a furniture salesperson, a couple was looking at a couch. As part of our sales technique, we invite people to take a seat. The man was wearing shorts, and his testicles dropped out to the side. I had to discuss fabric options, etc, whilst avoiding looking at his balls. FML
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orangediva 10

OP here second attempt. Stubbies are Australian shorts which are very short. Commonly worn with thongs and a singlet, classy! Anyway, you know when you are on a diet and you are not allowed to eat chocolate. It's the same trying to not look at a pair of danglies. And I knew you all would put up some great comments. Thank you :)

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Wizardo 33

Sounds like your willpower took a real testes.

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Bogrbon 27

I saw a guy with the same issue after a tornado went through his house, posed for a full page spread in the Denver Post in front of the rubble.

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Wizardo 33

Sounds like your willpower took a real testes.

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ReineRien 5

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Bogrbon 27

I saw a guy with the same issue after a tornado went through his house, posed for a full page spread in the Denver Post in front of the rubble.

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nesteremily 31

How did he not feel that??

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Mauskau 35

I was also wondering this, can men feel where their balls are sitting?

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manofmerr 27

We can also feel where they are standing. Sometimes we dont know where they're dancing, but usually we feel that too.

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trucker2 33

He was waiting for you, to say get comfortable test, it out. XD

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MidnaLink 33

Aaaaaand… this is why I WEAR underwear.

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HoofHeartedBro 14

excuse me, your balls are showing...Bumblebee tuna.

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