By orangediva - 18/09/2016 17:16 - Australia - Subiaco

Today, whilst at work as a furniture salesperson, a couple was looking at a couch. As part of our sales technique, we invite people to take a seat. The man was wearing shorts, and his testicles dropped out to the side. I had to discuss fabric options, etc, whilst avoiding looking at his balls. FML
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OP here second attempt. Stubbies are Australian shorts which are very short. Commonly worn with thongs and a singlet, classy! Anyway, you know when you are on a diet and you are not allowed to eat chocolate. It's the same trying to not look at a pair of danglies. And I knew you all would put up some great comments. Thank you :)

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Sounds like your willpower took a real testes.

I saw a guy with the same issue after a tornado went through his house, posed for a full page spread in the Denver Post in front of the rubble.

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Sounds like your willpower took a real testes.

Props to OP. I would've gone nuts.

It's balls-to-the-couch crazy.

That's ball-er. I'll show my self out

C'mon... you could do better.

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Show it anyway

I saw a guy with the same issue after a tornado went through his house, posed for a full page spread in the Denver Post in front of the rubble.

How did he not feel that??

I was also wondering this, can men feel where their balls are sitting?

Yes we can.

We can also feel where they are standing. Sometimes we dont know where they're dancing, but usually we feel that too.

He was waiting for you, to say get comfortable test, it out. XD

you mean testies out.

Aaaaaand… this is why I WEAR underwear.

excuse me, your balls are showing...Bumblebee tuna.

it was a test grasshopper... u passed

You teabag it, you buy it