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who cares if it's designer lip gloss... stop trying to show off.
So if it wasn't designer than OP wouldn't have been showing it off it it was any other lip gloss? OP can't take it out to use it in public without being accused of being show off? If I take out my Chapstick and use it, am I showing off my Chapstick? No, because OP can afford designer makeup, that automatically makes them a show off right? Please grow up.
What how could they do that?! I hope they let you off, because they had no proof that it wasn't already yours...
Did they not watch the tapes very well?
I'm always scared that will happen to me too. I have lots of designer makeup in my bag and I never want them to search me.
This if utter failure.
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Meanwhile the kid ACTUALLY shoplifting quietly walks out the door...
What how could they do that?! I hope they let you off, because they had no proof that it wasn't already yours...