Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
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Top comments
yellowdub 4
that's not what you had in mind but still, does that take away from the rest of the evening?
illmatic2 16
Everybody farts. I did it once.
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Comments (144)
Aero1995 0
That sounds romantic... Not really..
transcedental 18
So? If YOU farted loudly by mistake would you feel better if he shared and whined about it here, in FML? P.S.: I say 'by mistake' because I can't imagine a girl doing that in public just for fun. (ofc there might be exceptions)
transcedental 18
wops xD ... damn me. ignore the comment :D
reptarroars 7
why does everyone want to be "first" in an effing fml comment thing >.< :/
BSRHollyJet 0
sooooo... did u say yes?
X0WestyX0 0
Well who cares? i was reading this and thought like your bf was kidding or something but it was just a fart. It happens and he proposed to you! That's awesome! So no need to put it on FML
XDsmile 0
now that's a story to tell
jem12 0
best for last lol
TomAndroidNinja 0
Dont be a bitch.
FerrariCake 2
Didn't you know "cham-pagne" means "loud-fart"? more expensive = louder
iFrank22 2
That is hilarious!!