Proposal, Awkward, Cute and Love: Perfect date

Perfect date

By maebyf - 12/06/2026 06:00 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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Tuesday 31 August 2010 19:08

that's not what you had in mind but still, does that take away from the rest of the evening?

illmatic2 16

Tuesday 31 August 2010 19:15

Everybody farts. I did it once.

Comments

Boy_Flow 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 14:42

lol you can't blame us for being excited!! god i hope you said yes to that hero x-D

anerizflyy 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 1:21

you didnt have to fart u could've just said No u know but seriously this made my day

shhhitsasecret 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 3:01

awh. well it's still cute. :)

chriszbeauty 0

Monday 6 September 2010 4:36

poor thing. im sure it didnt totally ruin the moment tho:) b happy! ur gettn married!! congratulations and best of luck to u both

Justincolon22 15

Tuesday 7 September 2010 4:51

omg ha.

arcc17 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 3:02

lol poor you.

Drukiin 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 21:23

your disgusting

DLIPF6969 1

Friday 18 February 2011 7:14

that should be a f his life, not a fyl

Harlix 0

Friday 4 March 2011 23:00

Lmao, that's amazing.

LyssaMc06 2

Thursday 25 August 2011 20:12

#2- no...apparently you just failed @ life, because you're life goal was NOT completed.

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