Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
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yellowdub 4
that's not what you had in mind but still, does that take away from the rest of the evening?
illmatic2 16
Everybody farts. I did it once.
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Comments (144)
Boy_Flow 0
lol you can't blame us for being excited!! god i hope you said yes to that hero x-D
anerizflyy 0
you didnt have to fart u could've just said No u know but seriously this made my day
shhhitsasecret 0
awh. well it's still cute. :)
chriszbeauty 0
poor thing. im sure it didnt totally ruin the moment tho:) b happy! ur gettn married!! congratulations and best of luck to u both
Justincolon22 15
omg ha.
arcc17 0
lol poor you.
Drukiin 0
your disgusting
DLIPF6969 1
that should be a f his life, not a fyl
Harlix 0
Lmao, that's amazing.
LyssaMc06 2
#2- no...apparently you just failed @ life, because you're life goal was NOT completed.