Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
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yellowdub 4
that's not what you had in mind but still, does that take away from the rest of the evening?
illmatic2 16
Everybody farts. I did it once.
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Comments (144)
kingtuna 0
That was his "Love Trumpet" for you!
MetalFish 0
lmfao... well, least you got married. hardly an FML if something that good comes out of it!
pinkpillowz 0
You 'blew' his mind. :)
Furley 4
LOL :D what a great way to start a marriage. Farting is extremely comical, and there is something wrong with him if he didnt burst out laughing. In honest of god's truth, if you can't laugh at a fart, then there is something seriously wrong with you. That, or you lack any sense of humor, making you basically someone no one wants to be around anyways.
heart_aussie_fml 20
You fart out of surprise ?? omg... good luck in life !
karpyykidd 0
wow YOU SUCK.
Asscake 0
At least it'd be a funny story to tell your kids. xD
joefromhtown 0
haha I rthoufhgtbdsjwosksejdidjejeie selling fail
alejandra_30 0
kinda hilariouss
Flameklr 0
lmfao she queefed!!!!